 Power Up | This thing gives you one of the weapon power ups. And you get to pick! |
 Flamethrower | Cool. It shoots fire! |
 Missile Launcher | Shoots homing missiles. |
 Triple Barrel Gun | Instead of firing one shot... it fires three!! |
 Three Way Gun | Not to be confused with the Triple Barrel Gun, this puppy shoots energy disc thingies in three directions. |
 Energy | Heals you. And look, the Aliens even put it on a little tray for you! |
 Facehugger Egg | It releases facehuggers. Yes, that is supposed to be plural. |
 Alien Egg | This type of egg has a full grown Alien in it. How do you figure that one..? |
 Facehugger | They come out of weird places, like eggs, vents, and toxic waste barrels. |
 Chestburster | Not very frightening. Besides, they explode after a bit, for some obscure reason. |
 Pink Warrior Alien | Oh God, the inhumanity! It's PINK! Somehow, seeing a pink Alien coming after you is not very threatening. |
 Runner Alien | This Alien might be cool if it wasn't colored neon purple. Wait, I take that back. This Alien looks suspiciously like a person in an Alien suit. After they were dropped in a vat of paint. |
 Flying Teeth Alien | I would say that this is an Alien that had its head cut off, then a pair of wings glued to the sides of it. |
 Snake Alien | Well, at least it's not neon colored like all the other Aliens... |
 Spider | It's a spider, not an Alien. For some reason it spews chestbursters from its back. |
 Frog Alien | I guess it looks like a frog. They change size suddenly and make weird sounds. |
 Flying Alien | This looks like something out of a Dracula movie. |
 Horned Alien | This one is my favorite. Not only does it look like its host was Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer, but it also possesses the innate ability to shoot fireballs at you! |
 Infected Guy | These guys are zombie rejects from Resident Evil. Their bodies must be packed full with chestbursters, because every few seconds they release another three. |
 The Crawlthing (Boss) | Err, well I guess it kind of looks like an Alien... All it does is move around and wait for you to kill it, occasionally moving sluggishly forward and sticking its long neck out at you. |
 Curly Alien (Boss) | Finally.. a decent looking Alien! It shoots weird white balls at you and then curls up armadillo style and rams you. Nyuk nyuk nyuk! |
 Alien Queen (Boss) | The first time you fight the Queen you're not really fighting her.. you're fighting her egg sac. o_O |
 I Have No Idea (Boss) | Uh.. I really have NO idea what this thing is supposed to be. |
 Electric Alien (Boss) | Shocking! Actually, there are two of them. These Aliens have hair like Howard Stern. And for some reason they can shoot electricity at you. |
 Queen Head Alien (Boss) | Here's another confusing Alien. It kind of looks like a Queen. Or maybe a Queen's brain. It makes balls appear that float around it. Whatever. |
 Alien Queen (Boss) | Sweet, you get to fight the Queen again, and this time in a Power Loader! Definitely the coolest fight in the game. :) |
