Newest member of Slater Sqwad introduced

BAYSIDE, Calif., Sept. 8 -- "Good evening. It's a joyous day for me and the other Sqwad members today," Sqwad leader A.C. Slater said. "It's not very often we get to induct a new member into the Slater Sqwad like this." Slater continued, "It's always exciting when someone of this magnitude joins our prolific organization. As you all know, voting was held for a new member to join our Sqwad. The fans have responded in mass numbers. And without further ado, it is a great honor and pleasure to introduce a man who has shown remarkable radness, and true bad-ass ability. A man who has stomped his share of lamers and twerps.." JT Lambert and Joey Lawrence are shown entering the building. "A man who is a dear friend of mine and a world class act. Ladies and gentlemen, as voted by the fans, please welcome the newest Slater Sqwad member........ Carl Winslow!" The crowd in attendance then erupted into a frenzy. Winslow then came to the podium and began to address the fans. "Wow, what an honor this is. To be able to have my name amongst so many extraordinary individuals is very special to me. Guys like the man himself, A.C. Slater.. "J-Tizzle" JT Lambert.. Danny "Mildew" Tanner.. Joey "Like Whoa" Lawrence, I can go on and on..." Carl continued, "First of all, let me make one thing clear. Nobody get it twisted or confused. I know everyone in the Sqwad has a nickname, so I'm letting you all know right now, you can call me "Sarge", cuz I'm the head nigga in charge.. I'd like to say thank you to everyone out there who voted for me, and I hope I can help make the Sqwad even better than it already is. Now if you have any questions, now's the time to ask." Reporter: "Carl, I was wondering..." Carl: "Actually, nevermind I don't feel like answering any questions. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a big fat blunt to smoke. Thanks again and keep on blazin'. Yay-yay!" Carl then made it official, showcasing his new Sqwad jersey. Kobe Bryant, a big fan of the Sqwad, was also there to witness the big event.