THOU SAGGEST THE MOST:
TUMMY FLUB

You know, I've talked about a lot of things: Cellulite, Inner Thigh Fat, but honestly, tummy fat is the abosolute worst. It's the worst on a different level than the inner thigh fat. The inner thigh fat is bad when you have to go swimming. Sure, the tummy fat sucks but at least you can suck it IN in the bathing suit...But then there's the times when you have to go to a dance or something and your dress is super nice and skinny but your stomach just ISN'T happening....You can't suck it in ALL night! That's exhausting! You refuse the piece of cake your boyfriend offers you, and you're afraid to leave the table for fear your belly will be fully OUT. Have you ever imagined what it would be like to wear a pair of tight pants and not have to cover your stomach? I have. My what a wonderful dream that is. See, sometimes, we don't even HAVE that much fat, but because your pants are tight, of course the waist part has to be tight too, which is so dumb. I mean, why can't they make the leg part tight, and have a nice little spacious part for your tummy? Wouldn't that make more sense?? Anyways, we may not have that much fat, but because the waist is tight, our fat sort of hangs over the edge, making it look like we ARE fat, and then we're even MORE embarassed. I hate that. I hate it so much. But then there are the people, again,like the cellulite, that wear those nasty tight ass pants that just push in the fat so much, it just explodes RIGHT outta there! It kinda scares me sometimes, when you think it might attack you or something, and you're like AAAAHHGG!!! and it kinda goes *shhhkllllommmmmfffhhp, thhhrrggggguullup* GET IT AWAY!!