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Men are like...Mascara
They usually run at the first sign of emotion
Men are like....Bike Helmets
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly
Men are like...Government Bonds
They take so long to mature
Men are like...Parking Spots
The good ones are taken and the rest are too small
Men are like...Copiers
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it
Men are like...Lava Lamps
Fun to look at, but not all that bright
Men are like...Bank Accounts
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest
Men are like...High Heels
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it |
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