"Vegeta puts a full-sized Radditz doll on the table, with a huge smirk."
Vegeta - This is the "Play-In-My-Hair Radditz Of The Piccolo Saga". I don't know this Piccolo Saga, but we don't care. I always told this low-class baka to cut his hair, but noooo! Now, he must pay!! Mwahahahaha! If you still wonder what you can do with him, well it's very simple. To show you, I'll call the new slaves...
"Eva-01 and Marron2000 comes on stage. Vegeta sweatdrops."
Vegeta - Who are you, baka brats??
Eva-01 - I'm Val's brother. This is our sister.
Vegeta - Ok... Now, show the public how they can *use* Radditz.
Marron2000 - Vegeta, how does your hair stay up?
Vegeta - ....Huh....Hey! JUST OBEY, BRATS!!!
"Eva-01 and Marron2000 starts to play with Radditz's hair joyfully. Vegeta looks at them with a mocking face."
Vegeta - See how this low-class is humiliated now? Eh eh! You can buy this baka with any Barbie and it costs about 532$.
Marron2000 - It stinks. And the hair are not easy to play with.
Eva-01 - Yeah...
"Both stare at Vegeta. Vegeta steps back."
Vegeta - YOU WON'T!!
Eva-01 and Marron2000 - YES!!
"They jump on Vegeta and start doing his hair. A sort of ridiculous catfight follows until..."
Val - STOP!!
"Val kicks her siblings' ass and saves Vegeta."
Val - That's the power of love!
Vegeta - Huh... Thanks.
"Val winks at Vegeta. Vegeta smiles and takes her in his arms. They go away. Eva-01 and Marron2000 celebrate their sister's victory (....)."
Director - ... So now what? Can't we have ONE normal show here?! I must find a better host...
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