"Vegeta puts a full-sized Dende doll on the table"
Vegeta - This is "The Healing Dende from the Namek Saga". In case you're too stupid to realize it, this (censored) doll will heal your pityful hurts. Now, to show you how it works, because of course you need to see to understand, Trunks will ask the doll for help.
Trunks - But dad, I don't need to be healed...
"Vegeta hits Trunks hard on the face and Trunks starts bleeding and screaming."
Trunks - DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!! IT HUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRTS!!
Vegeta - Shut up, brat, and ask the (censored) doll to heal you.
Trunks - Sure! Dende, please, help me! Oh, it huuuuuuurts...
"They wait a minute. Nothing happens."
Trunks - Huh, Dende? Help, please? Heal my wound, please?
Vegeta - What a (censored) doll!!
"Vegeta grabs Dende by the collet."
Vegeta - YOU!! Heal my son QUICK!!
"Nothing happens. Someone gives Vegeta a piece of paper and he reads it."
Vegeta - NANI?! Technology not avanced enough?? (Censored) of my (yet, censored), you're gonna heal him or I'll (censored) you in (censored)!!
Trunks - I'm... Running out of... Of blood... Help...
"Trunks falls on the floor as Vegeta beats up Dende, who does nothing. Vegeta keeps on being censored but doesn't care. Cameras cut off as he (censored) poor little Dende."
Vegeta - Ah! Now I feel better! Now, Trunks, let's... Trunks? TRUUUUUUUUUUUUNKS!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
"Vegeta reaches new level of Super Saiya-jin because of the pain of losing his son. When he realizes it..."
Vegeta - The power... WOW!! NOW I can defeat Carot! Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
"Vegeta leaves the stage to find Goku and beats him up. Trunks opens his eyes, pityfully."
Trunks - I was just unconscious... Someone... Help...
"Unfortunately, everybody is gone in fear of Vegeta... Mistress Storm Crow runs on the stage, picks up Trunks and runs away with a huge smile."
End
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