"Val puts a full-sized Bardock doll on the table."
Val - Bardock! This doll can predict the future of anyone.
LadyBulma - BBBAAAAAAAARDDOOOOOOOOOCCKK!!!!!!
"LadyBulma jumps on the doll and starts kissing him."
Bardock - You will find true love soon, but your results at school will fataly drop within two years so your life will be a mess and your lover will run away.
LadyBulma - I don't care, I'll always have you!!
"She kisses him some more."
Val - Huh... Ok... You can get "Medium Bardock from the Bardock saga"... Duh! In every medium shop for 444.99$.
"Val puts her hand on Bardock's shoulder, curious about her own future."
Bardock - You will be killed by several angry fans because of the horrible stuff you write, mostly this (censored) serie (censored).
LadyBulma - Hey! Take your hand off!
Val - I'm not obeying to you!
"Val and LadyBulma start a catfight. Bardock runs away. LadyBulma starts crying."
LadyBulma - Baaaaaaaaaaaardooooooooock!! Come back I loooooooooove you!!
Val - And they say I'm obsessed with Vegeta and Trunks... Hmmm...
"Val starts daydreaming about Vegeta and Trunks. Twenty minutes later, cameras cut off on a dreaming host and a crying fan."
Director - I need another host, quick! Anyone but her!! Please, someone!!
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