Director - Val, the show, please...
Val - Oh, yeah... Today I present you a MutenRoshi doll...
"Val puts a full-sized MutenRoshi doll on the table."
Val - This is "The Paf-paf MutenRoshi from the Pilaf Saga". Paf-paf? Whatever. I don't like the Pilaf Saga. Though Yamcha was cute at this time, Vegeta and Trunks were far from there and...
Director - VAL!!
Val - Ok, ok! When the MutenRoshi doll sees a gorgeous woman, he'll try to get a paf-paf from her. What's a paf-paf anyway?
"Someone gives her a piece of paper. She reads it and turns to a bright red."
Val - Oh, I see... Man, I'm glad I'm not too much gorgeous...
Director - You're not at all.
Val - That's mean! Now to give you an exemple of how he reacts, I manages Lunch to come on the stage. Hi Lunch.
Lunch(sweet) - Hi. What am I doing here?
MutenRoshi - GORGEOUS!!!
"MutenRoshi jumps on Lunch and tries to get a paf-paf. Lunch sneezes at this moment and shoots him with a gun that, of course, comes from nowhere and that will disappear when she'll be done."
Lunch(evil) - You fucking bastard, get off of me!!
"Lunch shoots him more."
Val - Did you see that? Gorgeous girls, be careful!! You can get that doll with the... "The undressable and always horny Bulma doll from the Original Series". What a GREAT idea to put them together. Anyway. It costs 400$...
Lunch(sweet) - Have I done something bad?
"MutenRoshi is completly destroyed."
Val - I don't think so. You can go home.
Lunch(sweet) - Ok, bye!
Val - Bye... So it was Val! If you wanna go out with me, be sure to be Trunks or Vegeta, or a fusion of them, that'd be so cool! What kind of hair would have such a man? I mean, would it be...
Director - Dende, why did I choose her?
Dende - Because she's writting this mess and decided that she would get the job. In fact, it's because she had no idea for a funny host.
Director - That's so true.
Val - ...when he says "Allez cours, cours plus vite"!! It's so cool! Ok, Veggie's voice sucks in French, but it's still Veggie!! And do you guys know about...
"Cameras cut off on a conference about Vegeta and Trunks. Val keeps on talking for hours, until Milly arrives, hits her with a frying pan and pulls her out."
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