Vegeta - Hello people. Like you can see, I'm perfectly healthly and my arm is back. How? SENZUS!! The only good thing on Earth! Now, let me present you the daily evil doll...
"Vegeta puts a full-sized Gohan on the table."
Vegeta - This is "The Gohan Teacher of the Xnophil saga". Xnophil saga?? What the hell... Well, you can see that Brat#1 has glasses so it's after Boo. Now, this doll can help you with your homework and stuff, so let's see how good he is.
"Vegeta activates Gohan and takes some cards."
Vegeta - I will ask him some very though questions to see if he's really smart. Brat#1, tell me, what is x=7y if y=2?
Gohan - X = 14. You have to...
Vegeta - Shut up, I don't need to know that. Now, let's try something else... Why am I so cool?
Gohan - .......... Error, you are not cool.
Vegeta - WHAT??!! DIE!!!
"Vegeta explodes Gohan."
Chichi - You baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaastard!!!!!!
"Chichi jumps on stage and starts hitting Vegeta with her giant frying pan that comes from nowhere. He waits a moment and finally pushes her away."
Vegeta - Relax, woman, it was just a doll.
Chichi - IT WAS A DOLL OF MY BOY!!!!
"She starts hitting him again. He pushes her again."
Vegeta - Stop that, woman, or I'll have to kick your ass.
Chichi - GOKU!!! Help!
"Goku jumps on the stage. Vegeta and he fight. Vegeta wins."
Vegeta - I'M THE STRONGEST!!! Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha! So, woman, how do you feel being the woman of a loser?
Chichi - Hmmmmm... Well, I'm used to but I hate it.
"Chichi and Vegeta look at each other for five minutes."
Chichi - Vegeta...
Vegeta - Woman...
Both - I LOVE YOU!!!
"They immediatly leave. Goku stays alone, beat up but surely not dying on the stage. He looks around, confused."
Goku - What just happened here?
Director - Nothing, just say the price of the doll and where people can get it.
Goku - Which doll?
"Someone gives him a piece of paper. He looks at it, confused."
Goku - Huh... I can't read...
Director - Loser.
"Goku starts crying and runs away in despair. Cameras cut off some 10 minutes later on an empty stage."
Director - Damn it, now I have to find a new host again...
End
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