Director - Huh, Vegeta...
Vegeta - Hum. Never mind. I don't need the woman anyway. Now, today I present you another evil doll of FUNI: the fat-ass one!
"Vegeta puts a full-sized Yajirobe doll on the table."
Vegeta - That thing is heavy! ... But I have no problem with that, I am the powerful Prince of Saiya-jin, who doesn't need a woman in his life! Now, this doll is called fat-ass, but it's official name is "The Eating-and-eating-and-eating-some-more Yajirobe of some stinking saga". Disgusting!
"Vegeta activates Yajirobe. Yajirobe begins looking for food."
Yajirobe - Food. Food. Food. Food. Food.
Vegeta - Fat-ass! Shut up! That horrible and fat thing costs 370$ and is available where they sell BIG trucks.
Yajirobe - Food. Food. Food. Food! Food! FOOD!! FOOD!!!
Vegeta - Shut up, fat-ass!
"Yajirobe is now drooling. He stares at Vegeta with a hungry light in his eyes."
Vegeta - Hey! Don't look at me like that!
Yajirobe - Food... Food!
"Yajirobe jumps on Vegeta, trying to eat him. He actually eats his arm and Vegeta starts screaming."
Vegeta - FUCKING DOLL!! AAAAAAARG!!! SOMEONE GET HIM OFF QUICK!! BASTARD, ASSHOLE!!
Yajirobe - Hum... Yummy... Grumbl! Yum yum yum!
Vegeta - WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!
"To preserve the innocence of the kids who could be watching this show(like they'd still be innocent so far), the next scenes had been cut."
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