Bulma - Why am I stuck with Androids?! Anyway, this is the "Dangerous Bandit C-17 of the Boo Saga". Whatever. As you can see, he has a gun and the goal of this doll is to be the best bandit ever. So let's activate him... Even if it might not be a so good idea.
"Bulma activates C-17. C-17 gets up and looks around. Then he sees Bulma."
C-17 - Hey, babe, want some physical affection?
Bulma - What the heck...
"C-17 wraps an arm around her waist."
Bulma - Oh... Eh eh...
C-17 - You have the most beautiful lips in the world, I wanna taste them...
Bulma - Oh, so sweet...
"C-17 kisses Bulma 'passionnaly'."
Vegeta - YOU BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!
"Vegeta jumps onto stage. C-17 and Bulma look at him, really surprised."
Bulma - I thought you were lost!
Vegeta - Well I'm not anymore. And YOU, dool, YOU're gonna suffer for kissing MY woman!
C-17 - I am the best bandit and I will kill ya.
Bulma - Wait, muffin.
"Bulma pushes C-17(who's holding his gun) aside and walks to Vegeta, mad."
Bulma - You... For the last damned time... I have a NAME!! And it's BULMA!!
"Bulma starts kicking Vegeta's ass."
C-17 - Way to go, babe! Yeah! Make him pay!
Bulma - Oh, muffin, you're so nice with me!
Vegeta - HEY! I am still your husband... Bulma.
"Bulma's eyes fill with tears."
Bulma - You called me Bulma?
Vegeta - Aren't you listening at me, woman? Yes I did and... Oh shit.
"Bulma kicks Vegeta's ass really hard. Then she turns to C-17."
Bulma - Let's go away, muffin. Just the two of us...
C-17 - YEAH! Hey, wait a second, babe, I'll be back soon with a surprise."
"C-17 goes out. Vegeta is uncounscious on the floor. After a minute, there is an incredible uproar and a car arrives on the stage."
Bulma - What a cool car! Oh! muffin! You're so cool!
C-17 - Are ya ready for a wild ride with the best bandit ever?
Bulma - SURE!
"Bulma jumps into the car, C-17 passes an arm around her shoulders and drives out."
Director - Huh... What can we do now...
"Vegeta wails on the floor. He awakes and sees that Bulma is gone."
Vegeta - She left with... A doll... My... Heart is... Broken... Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!! My love leeeeeeeeeeft me!!!
"Cameras film him until the end of the show. Vegeta is crying like a little baby and is totally ridiculous. Finally, cameras cut off. The director jumps on the stage."
Director - Thanks, Vegeta, you saved the show! It was so great!
Vegeta - WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I want her back! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!!
Director - Hum... Sure. Well, since she left the show, do you want to be the host again?
Vegeta - Huh... Ok.
End
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