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The Evil C-18 Dolly Of FUNI

Bulma - Good day dear public. I am Bulma-san, your host on the show "The Evilest Dollies of Funimation". I'm here because Vegeta got "lost", like Krilin and Yamcha before him. How bizarre... Whatever. Today, I present you one of the evilest doll ever!

"Bulma puts a full-sized C-18 doll on the table."

Bulma - This is C-18's doll. Her name is "The Material C-18 doll of the Cell Saga". Let's activate her now.

"Bulma puts 120 piles in C-18 and then activates her. C-18 sits on the table."

C-18 - I want money. I want clothes. I want jewels. I want...

Bulma - Ok! She'll say that until she gets all she's asking...

C-18 - I want a car. I want gold. I want...

Bulma - Isn't she getting annoying? Eh eh... Now, she costs...

C-18 - I want money. I want clothes. I want jewels.

Bulma - She's even worse than Bra and me put together... Hmm... Well, she costs 325$ and is available... Hum... I don't know where.

"Someone gives her a piece of paper and she reads it."

Bulma - Oh, she's not available yet! That's a good thing for you, isn't it?

C-18 - I want make-up. I want a car. I want a huge house. I want...

Bulma - Urrg... Damn it! SOMEONE GIVES HER WHAT SHE WANTS NOW!!

Director - We don't have the budget for that, Bulma. Just go on with the show.

Bulma - Hum... Ok... Huh... Well...

C-18 - I want money. I want gold. I want jewels. I want a car. I...

Bulma - Oh, take that and shut up.

"Bulma gives C-18 a check of a million. C-18 looks at it and blasts it."

C-18 - I don't want of your fucking check! I want MONEY! I want...

Bulma - Urg... I quit.

Director - Wait! NO!

"Bulma runs away. C-18 keeps on saying her text, sitting on the table. The director panicks and runs away. Cameras film C-18 until the end of the show. Some times later..."

C-18 - YOU CHEAP!! I WANT SOMETHING QUICK OR I DESTROY THE EARTH!

"Nobody answers. C-18 waits a second and..."

C-18 - I want money. I want clothes. I want a car. I want a huge house. I want gold. I want jewels. I want money...

"And she goes on and on and on and on..."

End

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