"Vegeta puts a full-sized Kaio doll on the table."
Vegeta - The name of that BIG and UGLY thing is "The Kick-me-and-I-say-a-joke Kaio from the Saiya-jins Saga". What a fucking name. Let me show you how it works.
"Vegeta punches Kaio really hard. Kaio makes a few weird sounds and..."
Kaio - What's black, white, red, black, white, red, black, white, red, black, white and red?
Vegeta - I don't know.
Kaio - A bloddy sister rolling down a hill! Hahahahahahahaha!
Vegeta - That was bad. Let's see if he has any better jokes. I hope so for him because he's getting on my nerves.
"Vegeta punches Kaio really hard again. Kaio makes weird sounds again."
Kaio - How many Saiya-jins does it take to change a lightbulb?
Vegeta - THAT ONE BETTER BE GOOD, DOLL!!
Kaio - Three: Goku to ask what it is, Gohan to explain the whole thing, and Vegeta to blast it into the next dimension! Hahahahahahaha!
Vegeta - Uuuurg... The brat isn't even a real Saiya-jin... Well, I give you a last chance for a good joke.
"Vegeta punches Kaio REALLY hard. Kaio explodes."
Vegeta - Now THAT was funny! So that thing costs 300$ and is available in every toys shops.
"Vegeta looks at the cameras, wondering what he could do. Finally, he has an idea."
Vegeta - Now that the doll is gone, *I* will tell you a joke.
Bulma - NO!! Wait, don't!
Vegeta - How do you know that Carot is thinking?
Bulma - DON'T! VEGETA!!
Vegeta - There's no way! Carot can't think!
Bulma - Nooooooo...
Goku(the real one) - Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!! No one loves me!!!! Waaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!
Vegeta - Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Chichi - Why are you crying, Goku? You act like that evil Goku doll they created!
Goku - People just make fun of me! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh! Nobody loves me! And Vegeta just had been meeeeeeaaaaaan! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
"Chichi pats him with pity, than jumps onto the stage and hits Vegeta with a frying pan coming from nowhere."
Chichi - DON'T MAKE MY HUSBAND CRYING, YOU BASTARD!
Bulma - Hey! Don't touch my man, bitch!
Vegeta - I don't need you, woman.
Bulma - WOMAN?! Damn you, SPIKY!
Vegeta - Stop calling me like that!
Chichi - Apologize to Goku!
Vegeta - NO WAY!!
Goku - Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!
"Chichi starts hitting Vegeta with her frying pan. Vegeta doesn't really care, since he's yelling at Bulma. Bulma is yelling at Vegeta and Chichi. Chichi is also yelling at Bulma. Goku keeps crying out loud."
Director - Huh... Please, girls, Goku, the show...
"The fight goes on and Goku keeps on crying. Finally, cameras cut off on Bulma slapping Vegeta and receiving Chichi's frying pan."
Bulma - YOU BITCH!
Chichi - Bitch yourself! Goku, help me!
Goku - Do you love me?
Chichi - YES! Now bring your lazy butt here and help me!
Goku - Hmmmm...
Chichi - HEY! He made one of your masters explode!
Goku - RIGHT!
"Goku jumps into the fight and kicks Vegeta's butt. Bulma kicks Goku's butt but keeps on arguying with Vegeta. Chichi kicks Bulma's butt. Vegeta kicks Goku's butt since he doesn't hurt woman (awww). Goku kicks Vegeta's butt again. And it goes on, again and again..."
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