"Vegeta puts a full-sized Freeza doll on the table."
Vegeta - As you can see, it's Freeza at his first form. How ugly. Its name is "The Morphic Freeza of Freeza Saga". How original. Now, how does it works? Simple. You beat it up and it will eventually react.
"Vegeta starts beating up Freeza. After a minute, Freeza is half destroyed and..."
Freeza - Arg! You bastard! I will show you my true power!
"Freeza starts transforming."
Vegeta - As you can see now, this is a long and horrible processus. The director wants you to know that this shouldn't be for little kids. Suuuure, Earthlings' brats are soooooo impressive!
"Vegeta suddenly thinks about some couch he knows and shuts up. Freeza finally ends his transformation (he is now bigger and stronger)."
Freeza - Now let's fight.
Vegeta - If you have nothing to do, you can fight him. And if you beat him up again, he'll transform again!
"Vegeta beats Freeza up again."
Freeza - You bad boy! You'll pay for that, bad boy!
Vegeta - BAD BOY?? What the hell...
"Someone gives Vegeta a piece of paper and he reads it."
Vegeta - Oh, it's a censored doll for the kids. But he said bastard just five minutes ago!
"Someone gives him another piece of paper and he also reads it."
Vegeta - Oh, new dub. Ok then. Let's see his next transformation.
"Vegeta gives a final punch to Freeza. Freeza transforms and becomes ugly, really ugly. Ash(of Pokemon) appears from nowhere."
Ash - Dexter, what is it!
Dexter - Freeza. Powerful Pokemon way more dangerous than Mewtwo. Known to be gay. Not for beginners. Special attack: attacking by pure stupidity when everything is over for him. ... Or destroying planet.
"Vegeta violently throws Ash offstage."
Vegeta - Pokemon... THAT is evil...
"Vegeta notices the cameras and grins."
Vegeta - Now there is another level, public! Let's see it!
"Vegeta starts beating Freeza up again. Note that Freeza doesn't do anything against him. Freeza soon starts transforming again."
Freeza - Freezamon digivolves to... Perfect Freezamon!
Vegeta - Perfect my ass! Fucking Digimon! The only good anime ever is Dragon Ball Z, because I'm in it!! And maybe SailorMoon for the chicks... But that's not the point!
"Vegeta destroys Freeza."
Vegeta - I DID IT!! I killed him! I am a true Saiya-jin! I am the strongest! I am...
Director - You're on air, Vegeta. And it was just a doll, so calm down.
Vegeta - Shit. Ok, then... The thing costs about 250$... Why is it so expensive? Anyway, it's available on all Freeza's old possessions.
"Vegeta thinks for a moment."
Vegeta - I'm not sure if Earth is one of his possessions... Hmmm...
Director - Vegeta! The show!
Vegeta - Oh yeah! So it was the fabulous, powerful, almighty Prince of Saiya-jins, master of the Universe, Vegeta!
"Cameras cut off."
Director - What the hell was that?
Vegeta - Hey, *I* am the prince *and* the star, here! *I* decide of what I do and say!
Director - Ok, but *I* decide of your pay.
Vegeta - I don't need money, the woman is giving me everything that I ask.
Bulma - I DON'T!! Well... Huh... Not "everything"... I mean... Eh eh... Oups...
"Bulma runs away as Vegeta and the director give her strange looks."
Vegeta - Earthlings... Women... Brrr... This is scarier than Pokemon and Digimon put together...
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