"Vegeta puts a full-sized Chichi doll on the table. She holds a giant frying pan."
Vegeta - I really don't want to do it, but I know that the woman will oblige me anyway, so let's put the 100 piles she needs now.
"Vegeta puts the 100 piles. Then he activates Chichi."
Vegeta - Be very careful with that doll, kids! I'm sure it's dangerous!
Chichi - Are you insulting me, bastard?
"Chichi gets up and starts hitting Vegeta with her frying pan. Vegeta barely doesn't run away."
Vegeta - Ouch! Stupid doll! Now, it costs...
Chichi - You MONSTER! Insulting me! Take that!
Vegeta - Waaah! That hurts! Baka doll! So it costs 225$ and... OUCH! Is available... Well... Somewhere!
Chichi - Die! Die!
Vegeta - Shit! I think she's broken!
Chichi - I am the FryingPan Master! You die!
Vegeta - How the hell can I stop her, now? Ouch!
"Someone gives him a piece of paper. Vegeta reads it and gets mad."
Vegeta - WHAT, FUNI'S DOLLS CAN'T EVER BE STOPPED??
"Someone gives him another piece of paper and he reads it."
Vegeta - Because they use Energizer batteries... Evil FUNI... OUCH!
Chichi - You die! You monster!
Vegeta - Now that's enough!
"Vegeta makes a BigBang Attack and destroys Chichi."
Vegeta - Now, if you can't do that, don't get it! It's totally evil! Now it's the end of the show, bye.
Director - Actually, there is still 5 minutes to the show, Vegeta.
Vegeta - I don't care, I wanna train now.
"Vegeta leaves the stage and goes training. The last 5 minutes shows an empty stage. There is a piece of Chichi with a little smog but it's all. Cameras finnaly cut off."
Director - Wow, the end was good, we should do it again!
End
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