"Vegeta puts a full-sized Bra doll on the table."
Vegeta - This is "The Baby Bra of the end of DBZ". Stupid name for a stupid doll. This is a doll for little girls and I REFUSE to show you how it works.
"Someone gives him a piece of paper. Vegeta reads it and turns red."
Vegeta - Ok, then... Damned woman... Damned couch, I shall destroy it... So! Let's activate the doll.
"Vegeta puts 30 piles in Bra and then activates her."
Vegeta - This doll acts like a real baby and you have to be its parent. Oh shit...
Bra - Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh! Waaaaaaaaaaaahh!
Vegeta - Urrrg... Shut up, brat.
Bra - WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Vegeta - You are half-Saiya-jin, stop being such a brat!
Bra - Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!!
"Vegeta throws Bra away. Someone gives him another piece of paper."
Vegeta - WOMAN!
Bulma - For the last damned time, I have a name and it's BULMA!
Vegeta - I won't call my mate after underwear!
Bulma - Then I won't call my man after vegetables, SPIKY!
Vegeta - Spiky?!
Bra - Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh! Waaaaaaaaaaaahh!
Bulma - Now, get her, Spiky! And be a good father!
Vegeta - Damn you, woman... It's just a fucking doll, not a real baby...
"Vegeta gets Bra back. He holds her quite correctly and makes her stop crying. She makes a few babies' sounds and falls asleep."
Vegeta - Ooh! Isn't she cute when she sleeps? So, this adorable little thing costs about 200$ and is available right beside any Barbies. Be sure to get one and to be nice with her or I'll take care of you personally!
"Cameras cuts off on Vegeta cuddling the sleepy doll. Bulma goes on stage."
Bulma - Wow, Spiky! That was sooooooo cute!
"Vegeta throws Bra away."
Vegeta - Fucking doll. I quit.
Director - You can't! We signed a contract! You have to stay for 2 more seasons!
"Vegeta looks at Bulma, who looks mad at him. Vegeta looks at the director, who shows the contract. Vegeta sighs."
Director - Great. And for the next show, you have to present "The FryingPan Master Chichi of the Androids Saga".
Vegeta - NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Bulma&Director - YES!!
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