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The Evil Goten Dolly Of FUNI

Yamcha - Good day dear public. You need to know that since the last show I tried 27 times to kill myself and I failed 27 times. I'm such a loser... And the evil doll that I must present today fits with my feelings.

"Yamcha puts a full-sized Goten doll on the table."

Yamcha - It's "The Crying Goten of Brolly saga". As its name says, it cries. Let puts the 45 AA piles he needs...

"Yamcha slowly puts the 45 piles. Finally he activates Goten. Goten looks around and starts crying."

Goten - IIIIIII waaaaaaaaaannnnnt mooooooooooommyyyyyyy!!!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!!!!

Yamcha - Uuuurg... Shut up.

Goten - Waaaaaaaaaaahh! The ugly man is mean with me!! I'm scaaaaaaaaaaared!!! Heeeeeeeelp!

Yamcha - That is it. I'll ask someone to shoot me in the head with a gun.

Goten - Waaaaaaaaaahh!! Violence in front of my innocent eyes!!! Heeeeeeeeeelp!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaahh!!

Goku - Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!! No one loves me and I'm starving!

Goten - My father's a loser! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!

Goku - My own son does't love me! And I want fooooooooooooood!!

Goten & Goku - Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!

Yamcha - Kami... Do I really deserve that?

Vegeta(the real one) - YES!!

Yamcha - Hum, think I'm in trouble now.

Vegeta - YOU ARE!!

"Because of the major violence of this scene (not counting with the infinite lazyness of the author), it has been cut."

End

Oho! Suspence! Will Yamcha be alive after that? If not, who will take his place? Will Goten ever stop crying? Will Goku find love and, more important, food? Nobody cares but the answers in the next part!

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