"Yamcha puts a full-sized Bulma doll on the table, already drooling."
Yamcha - Isn't she sexy? Even if she's a doll, I'm sure she will be as good, if not better, than the real one! Now, let's activate her. She needs... 120 AA batteries. Oh well...
"Yamcha puts the 120 baterries. The show is almost over when he's done. Bulma opens her eyes."
Yamcha - Now let's undress her.
"Yamcha starts to take her shirt off. She takes him on her and starts moaning out loud even if they are doing nothing yet."
Yamcha - Now, THAT is a doll!
"Bulma begins to take his shirt off too as he kisses her. Then she pushes him away and takes her shirt back."
Bulma - Not tonight, I have a headache.
Yamcha - No way! You are the "The undressable and always horny Bulma"! And you can't have a headache, you are a doll!
Bulma - And you wanna fuck a doll? YOU BASTARD! PERVERT!!
"Bulma leaves the stage. Yamcha blinks twice and then starts crying."
Yamcha - Waaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!! I thought I had my chance to fix things with heeeeeeeeeeeeer!!
Director - We are on air, Yamcha. Anyway, she was just a doll.
Yamcha - Oh, yeah, right. Well, this doll costs 225$ and is available anywhere they sell Playboy magazines and Viagra. And I'm going to get a dozen of those. Sure that at least one will stay!
"Cameras cut off as Yamcha runs to get his dolls. The director looks at his sheet and suddenly notice his error."
Director - Oups! That was the "No-So-So Horny Bulma of the Boo saga"! I gave him the wrong one! Oh well. It's not that bad, it took all the show long to put those damned piles in her. It was the best show we ever did!
"During this time, Yamcha realizes he doesn't have money enough for a dozen of dollies so he buys only one and goes home. She slaps him and leaves. Later, he will learn that all the "The undressable and always horny Bulma dollies from the Original Series" left to find Vegeta."
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