"Yamcha puts a full-sized Piccolo doll on the table."
Yamcha - Believe it or not, this is "The Extensible Piccolo of Radditz saga"! As if Radditz had his own saga anyway. So, how can you play with this horrible big thing? Simple. Just pull on any part of his body and it will extend infinitly!
"Yamcha pulls on Piccolo's arm, which extends. After having it extended for 2 meters, Yamcha stops."
Yamcha - And I mean, every part!
"Yamcha pulls on Piccolo's nose until it's half a meter long, laughing."
Yamcha - And what if it's getting too long, will you ask me, huh? Well, that becomes your problem!
"Yamcha starts pulling every body parts of Piccolo, until he realizes that the cameras can't see him anymore."
Yamcha - Shimatta! Piccolo, that is MY show! Quit!
"Yamcha barely throws Piccolo away. Then he hears sobbing."
Yamcha - What the heck...
Goku - Nooooooooo one looooooooooooooves me! And I am huuuuuuuuuuuuuungry!
Yamcha - You fucking doll! You're still there trying to take my place, huh?
"Yamcha makes Goku explode with a big Kamehameha. Then he turns to the camera, smiling."
Yamcha - So that was the evil dolly from FUNI, "The Extensible Piccolo of Radditz saga"! Oh, I forgot to tell you that a long contact with its "skin" will give you a very rare illness and you'll die after having suffered of terrible pains! ... Shit. It costs 180$ and is available in any nazi shopping centers! It was Yamcha-san from a fucking studio, good day.
"Cameras cut off. Yamcha runs to clean himself, mad at FUNI."
Yamcha - Evil dollies! That's it, I have enough, I quit the show!
Director - Yamcha? That was a very good show! Now, the next doll will be...
Yamcha - Sorry, but I quit.
Director - You sure? The next one is "The undressable and always horny Bulma doll from the Original Series".
Yamcha - Did I say I was quitting? Naaaaaaah! It was a joke, of course! Hum, can I have one of those dollies now to test it before the show? That way I could be sure it's a good doll. Ya know...
Director - Huh... No.
Yamcha - Shit. I'll have to ask for Puar again. I mean, stay alone again...
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