"Yamcha puts a Goku full-sized doll on the table."
Yamcha - Now that is a scary one. They messed up with the hair again. But who cares, seriously? So the name of that... Doll... Is "Eating Goku from every saga". Eating Goku... From every saga?? NO WAY! Kids, you have to feed this doll until it's not hungry anymore. And that means NEVER. Do NOT buy it!!
"Goku starts crying. Yamcha hits him."
Yamcha - You're just a doll, baka. Don't cry.
Goku - But I'm hungry.
Yamcha - You are always hungry, Goku, so it's just like usual. Now shut up, it's my show not yours.
Goku - Ok.
Yamcha - Now, this thing... Doll... Costs about 130$ and it's available in all Italian ClubPrice. You receive a week grocery free but it will be gone in a minute, or two if you are lucky.
"Goku starts crying again, thinking about all the food he can't have. Yamcha throws him away and turns to the camera, smiling."
Yamcha - So, kids, do not ask to get it, ok? That would be the mistake of your life. Even though he could protect you someday from some evil, he would be a charge most of the time. Plus, he stinks, believe me.
"Sounds of Goku heavily crying offstage. Yamcha grins."
Yamcha - What's your problem now, Goku?
Goku - Nobody wants of me! And I have no food!
Yamcha - You understood well, Goku. Now shut up as I end the show.
"Goku sobs but stays quiet."
Yamcha - So it was Yamcha-san in a dirty old studio. And remember, do NOT buy that "Eating Goku from all the sagas" evil dolly of FUNI.
"Cameras cut off as Goku cries out loud. Yamcha throws him the table. Goku keeps on crying."
Yamcha - Goku... You are a DOLL, baka! And dolls don't cry!
Goku - Oh, yeah. Gomen.
"Goku stops crying and Yamcha leaves the studio."
End
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