"Yamcha puts a full-sized Vegeta doll on the table."
Yamcha - Bigger the doll is, bigger the fun is, isn't it? Eh eh... So how does it works? Well, you just take body parts away from the prince of Saiya-jins!
"Yamcha grabs the left hand of Vegeta and pulls. The hand stays in his and the cut arm starts bleeding."
Yamcha - BLOOD! Uncensored dolly!
Vegeta - Don't touch the almighty prince of Saiya-jins, you baaaaaaaaaaaastard.
Yamcha - And what are you going to do, huh?!?
"Yamcha takes the entire left arm off. Blood spouts out violently. Yamcha throws the arm offstage and started taking every body parts off, as Vegeta is saying stupid quotes. After only 2 minutes, the whole stage is a bloody mess and there is only Vegeta's body and head left."
Vegeta - Ah... Ah... You... Baaaaaaaaaastard...
Yamcha - That should teach you to steal my girlfriend, bastard yourself!
"Yamcha notices the cameras and grins as he hides Vegeta's nose behind his back."
Yamcha - See, kids, you can have a LOT of fun with this dolly! It costs 75$ even if it worths only 10$ and is available... No where. Command it at this number.
"A number appears at the bottom of the screen."
Yamcha - So that's it for the evil dolly of FUNI, "The Amputable Vegeta dolly from any damned saga at all". I am Yamcha-san, from a lost studio in the middle of nowhere. Good bye.
"Cameras cut off. Yamcha takes Vegeta's head with both hands, an evil and psychotic look in his eyes."
Yamcha - And now the big price! Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Director - Hum, at least he waited for the end of the show to do it.
End
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