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Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer


Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and grandpa we believe.

She'd been drinking too much eggnog,
and we begged her not to go,
But she forgot her medication
and she staggered out the door into the snow.

When we found her Christmas morning
at the scene of the attack,
she had hoof-prints on her forehead
and incriminating Claus marks on her back.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and grandpa we believe.

Now we're all so proud of grandpa,
He's been taking this so well,
See him in there watching football,
drinking beer and playing cards with Cousin Mel.

It's not Christmas without Grandma,
All the family's dressed in black,
and we just can't help but wonder,
Should we open up her gifts
or send them back?
Send them back!!

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and grandpa we believe.

Now the goose is on the table
and the pudding made of fig
and the blue and silver candles
that would just have matched
the hair on grandma's wig.

I've warned all my friends and neighbours,
better watch out for yourselves,
they should never give a license
to a man who drives a sleigh
and plays with elves.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and grandpa we believe.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and grandpa we believe.


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