Joey's Dream B-day

Part 1 by: Joey

Joxer covered his friend's eyes, as they walked into the Great Hall of Olympus. Unfortunately, that meant walking behind Joey, which required some level of grace neither of them possessed. One unidentified foot caught on another, and they both went down. Though not graceful while walking, long years of un-gracefulness, and countless times of falling flat on their faces or asses, gave them enough experience as to how to prevent from causing mayor physical damage to themselves or each other.

Hundreds of torches were suddenly lighted, revealing the festive decorations and the Olympian and Mortal guests.

"Happy Birthday, Joey!" they chorused, unfazed by the display of clumsiness they were all so accustomed to.

Strife went to his daughter's side and gave her a hand up, and pulled her into a big hug.

"Happy 21st, kiddo!"

"Thanks so much, Dad! This rocks!"

"Let's boogie!" Jaime said as she threw an arm over her friend's shoulder.

The night was spent between sibs, friends and lovers, all of them together, having a grand' ole' time!

Part 2 by: JaimeBlue

With her other hand, Jaime snaps, signaling a call for action. She pulls away from Joey and picks up her guitar, stepping away to join a group of other musicians -- namely Jace, Miguel Ortiz, Jim Brody, Blair Sandburg, and Xena. Once positioned, Jaime snaps her fingers again and lo and behold, a flash of light appears next to the musicians, revealing three naked, dancing Joxer's (yes, babe, for your b-day, I 'borrowed' *the* scroll).

Miguel, on drums, hits his sticks three times to count the band off.

1-2-3-Yeah...

You say it's your birthday
Well it's my birthday too yeah
They say it's your birthday
We're gonna have a good time
I'm glad it's your birthday
Happy birthday to you

To the music's accompaniment, many faces from various fandoms pop in to greet the birthday girl. Look at all the gifts! Martial Arts skills from Ares; jewels from Autolycus; a dress fit for a queen from Iphicles; Hercules and Iolaus offering their asses up to Ares for spankings (or is that what *I* wanted?); bootleg CDs of Joey's favorite singers from Ben Krieg; a special, beautiful seashell from Darwin; Tim O'Neill whispering sweet nothings in Spanish in Joey's ear, and Joxer sitting her down to massage her feet (to start). 

And the best gift of all: Jaime convinced Falafel *not* to do the catering.

Part 3 by: Caro 

The rest of Joxer the Mighty's Fighting Mighty Women Fighters entered the fray - er, PARTY - with Caro carrying a huge armful of fluffy white towels. She wore another enormous towel pinned around her like a toga.

With a whoop and a holler, Cupid and Strife immediately created an enormous hot tub in the
center of the room (which knocked Joxer into Joey's arms, but neither seemed to mind; Ares did glower a bit until the JTMFMWF picked him up and threw him into the fragrant, bubbling water of the tub).

Aphrodite squealed with glee and jumped in after Ares, making her transparent pink gown disappear on the way. "Who's up for skinny dipping?" Heph grinned as he joined his wife in the hot tub. 

Part 4 by: Mac

Mac grins and plys Joey with large amounts of alcohol. "Happy birthday to 
you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday, Darling Joey! Happy birthday to 
you!"

Part 5 by: Joey

Joey says, "What the hell... bottoms up!" Gets drunk extremely quick and 
starts dancing in circles...

Part 6 by: Abbi Cee

So... does this make you legal now? Oh Striifffe... haven't you had this day marked on your calendar for some time now?

Part 7 by: Joey

No you don't! Don't sic Pops on me! arrrrrghhhhhhh!!!!!!! ::runs 
screaming into the arms of Ares::

Strife giggles... "Yeah! My plan worked beautifully. Now be sure to teach 
her good, Unk!"

"Sure... just remember to send Joxer in when he gets back."

Joey's smile can be seen a mile away....