I would like to dedicate this site to those of you out there who don't have one of these new computers more advanced than those on the MIR space station. This is for those of you who, when forced to load a few measly graphics, cringe in fear of having their browsers crash or their screens freeze.

For you intrepid surfers out there who brave the day-to-day horrors of a graphic-intensive internet, for the few, the proud, the foolishly courageous who strive and boldly go onward in a world that doesn't welcome them, a world governed by fancy flashy things, sounds, movie clips, animated gifs and monstrously huge jpgs.

I've done my best to keep this site simple, easy to use, entertaining and speed-friendly for my technologically-impaired brothers and sisters out there.

May peace be with you.