Are You an Illegitimate Child of Ed McMahon?

To find out if Ed McMahon is your father, just fill out this form and click on the submit button.

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Have you experienced any of these symptoms?

#1. Your jaw closely resembles the jaw of a ventriloquist's dummy.
#2. You're strangely attracted to Johnny Carson.
#3. You constantly introduce people by saying "Heeere's Johnny!"
#4. You're strangely attracted to Dick Clark.
#5. Your monthly child support check comes in an envelope that reads "You May Already Be A Winner!!!"

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