So, you've finally decided to get help? Good, you've come to the right place. Now, let's see what we can do with you delinquents.
Well, you're going to have to lay off the fics. There are a few ways to do this. They are rated by the number of Chibi Zels, ranging from 1-5, 5 being the best.
Cold Turkey Method
This is stopping. Just walking away, and never reading them again. ::shivers::...scary thought. I would advise staying away from the internet-hell-away from computers for quite a while. Try going to some distant 3rd world contry...I hear the weather is nice in Zimbobwai (sp.) this time of year. Maybe you could find a new hobby, like meditating. Kayaking. Biting your nails. Or you could burn your computer, which is the same as flushing a few thousand dollars down the toilet.
This method requires you to read less and less, cutting down slowly. It's very hard, and takes a lot of willpower. The success rate is currently unknown, but presumed low and there have been reported cases of schitzophrenia. We have no suggestions on how to go about doing this at the present time.
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