EyeLickJizz: Kelsey "Licky" Caldwell, Norm "Sparky" Dawson, Jerica "Spanky" Greene, and Kristy "Sweet Tits" Salce. You are the wind beneath my wings and I love you all more than life itself. EyeLickJizz fan club President: Gary "The Bear" Powell for his undying love and devotion toward EyeLickJizz over the years. Pitbull Daycare for helping us land our first "National Tour", protecting us from harm's way and for treating us like princesses. Specifically Norm "Alien Dancer Boy" for letting me play with his yummy toes, Todd Connolly for being my ultimate Guitar Mentor, and Stephen "Big C0ck" Bishop for being the best damn tour manager/booking agent EyeLickJizz has EVER had!

Now I would like to thank a very important person. (yep, she gets her own paragraph cause she's that damn cool). My Mother Linda "Biggy Perm" for being the awesomest woman in the world! For being so open-minded and generous about everything and raising me to be the same way. Thanxx for being so "hip" and for spoiling me rotten! Who elses Mother would let them frolick across the Country after some silly band? (Kelsey, Jerica, don't answer that). Thank you Mommy for raising me as "white trash" enabling me to develop my pleasant sense of "sick humor". Anyway Mommy, you've had the spotlight long enough, the point is I love you very much. (and yes, this is all a sick attempt to con you into buying me Black Sabbath tickets ;) j/k

I want to thank the rest of my family. Especially my sister Carolyne "Roller Girl". We've been through a lot together, good and bad, but regardless of the situation, we've always ended up closer and closer as time presses on. God bless my family for being so dysfunctional. It made life so much more "colorful" and "interesting" if you will.

I would also like to thank Shavo for being the coolest big brother in the whole wide world and for sharing a sick love for the Texas Chainsaw Massacre with me, Danny G> for being my seXXXy li'l love muffin ::purrs::, Miss Guy for being so goddamn sweet, Barrett for letting me believe we are "actually" getting married, and Wayne Static for calling me "Sally with the blue hair" ::giggles::

And wrapping things up, I would like to thank: everyone in System Of A Down, Pitbull Daycare, Dial-7, Click., Nation Of Fear and Toilet Boys. all the hard working big-breasted titty dancers out there, drag queens for making the world a more pleasant place to live, ~*East Coast Family*~, food that coincedentally resembles parts of the male anatomy, Candy Land, the Pitbull Pu$$y Po$$e, microwaved marshmellow peeps, Teddy Ruxpin, Toys For Tw@ts, b-rated horror movies for providing endless hours of fun-filled entertainment, lickypops, that fateful Pitbull Daycare chatroom, black inflatable sheep, Un-Gay Goth Boy, virgin nipples, cute little billy goats, microwaved m&ms, Fernandes guitars, the Golden Girls (Betty, Bea, Rue and Estelle), *HAM*, Pamela Springsteen, and all of EyeLickJizz's beloved fans.

Special thanxx to FlashPhoto off of Lee Highway in Alexandria, VA for developing our dirty pictures for us and for having such a gosh-darn good sense of humor!

NO thanxx to that hairy old woman behind the counter in Rite Aid!

If you actually read all of my senseless rambling then you must have absolutely no life...