PICKLES:
Alright, here is where you will hear me rant and rave and bitch and moan and groan over one of the most ridiculous creations ever concocted! PICKLES!! What kind of sadistic bastard came up with the idea for that one?! I mean come on now, the most wonderful and beautiful fruit ever created is the magical cucumber... Long and slender, smooth and firm... Just right for those lonely nights at home... Cucumbers were made for a reason! And it sure as hell wasn't to be eaten! ;) Now some @sshole out there is shrinking our precious cucumbers down, making them soggy and bitter and just plain RUINING them!! It's insane! How the hell do these people get away with this?! It should be a crime punishable by immediate castration! Now join me my friends in the fight against pickles! SAVE THE CUCUMBERS!!
I want to hear Sally bitch some more!
Shut the fuck up you whiney cunt and take me home!
