MEMBERS OF THE MALE SPECIES:
No, I am not a psycho-man hating-feminist, in fact what can I say? I love boys. However there are a few things that I absolutely cannot stand about them. #1: Their ability to lie and cheat so easily... Do you men ever stop to *think* about what you're doing before you do it? Or are you really that selfish? #2 The fact that they have a penis and I don't. Alright, I know it's nobody's fault for this one, I am just extremely overly-jealous that I was not born a male. Yes, I am happy to be female, with the bat of an eyelash we ladies get away with practically murder. "My my Mister Officer, I do declare, your sweet words could charm the morning dew right off the honey suckle!". But I would still love to be able to jack off and pee standing up! So in conclusion... Yes, I *literally* suffer from penis-envy. And last but not least, good ol' #3: Put the fucking toilet seat DOWN when you're finished!!
I want to hear Sally bitch some more!
Shut the fuck up you whiney bitch and take me home!
