








"My house is in the audience"- Nick
"Hey we're from England. Our name is Desert not Oasis."- Nick
"HEY! I heard that!"- Nick
"I dunno they just bunched up when I put these spandex things on."- Nick
"He said he was going to pump us up!"- Nick
"We are the bug men."- Nick
"Uh-oh...sorry Howie."- Nick
"It was a pain in the butt because I couldn't go to the bathroom."- Nick
"I DO NOT! I DO NOT WHINE!!!"- Nick
"I'm not pickin my nose!"- Nick
"They strip searched Howie."- Nick
"HEY! Your supposed to protect and SERVE!!!"- Nick
"Then they break open and ya slip on em."- Nick
"This some private stuff back here...and you still filmin anyway!"- Nick
"Whatever! Turn the camera off!"- Nick
"I'm sorry...Brian and Howie won't let me."- Nick
"I didn't know y'all was doin this."- Nick
"I CAN'T!! This is hard!"- Nick
"Sometimes,I think TOO hard!"- Nick
"I only have 2...I dunno whatchu talkin bout.."- Nick
"You see umbrellas only work when water comes from up above."- Nick
"This is a PHAT limo."- Nick
"I would be the monkey's trainer."- Nick
"God that would hurt."- Nick
"What the heck was that used for? I don't wanna know."- Nick
"Chillin here watchin Brian make a fool of himself."- Nick
"The WHAT????"- Nick
"You's a PUNK for hittin me behind my back."- Nick
"That's why they make it green, so you look normal when you come off."- Nick
"I DON'T have a big head."- Nick
"And what, may I ask, are you doing here?"- Nick
"Whatdoyoumean, I WON these!!!"- Nick
"SECURITY!!!!!"- Nick
"I love the rat"- Nick
"Ya know...he's got a point."- Nick
"Put your hands down...we never fight."- Nick
"Ok, when I'm recording the album in the studio I will not wear a shirt."- Nick
"Delayed reaction."- Nick
"Get your hand off my head."- Nick
"You don't look mean enough."- Nick
"There's still questions that need to be answered?"- Nick
"It was nice talkin to you....what's your name? Hi Mike..it was nice talkin to you."- Nick
"WOW...look at that Howie...what'd you do?"- Nick
"If you think that's funny...look at this."- Nick
"It's funny to sing in the middle of so many bras."- Nick
"It was like a hanger."- Nick
"Me and Howie wear Fruit of the Loom."- Nick
"The web...it's great ain't it?"- Nick
"I agree."- Nick
"The Jungle....."- Nick
"That's scary looking....right there....wow."- Nick
"We don't have a jet....it was a LARGE PROP."- Nick
"I don't wanna know."- Nick
"I can't pronounce this....."- Nick
"We were in Malaysia at the end of last year [1996] and we had to do a press interview with one of their local papers. One of the interviewers was this really nice guy in checked trousers and a cowboy hat, but he seemed to be a little confused. He kept calling us by the wrong names - he'd look at Nick and say,
"So Ronan, what's it like to be famous?"
After a few minutes we twigged that he thought we were Boyzone! I glanced at Nick and in a split second we decided to go along with the joke. So I became Stephen, Kevin was Shane, AJ was Keith and Howie was Mikey. We even started to talk in Irish accents. At the end of the interview, the guy asked if we could sing a song for him. We sang, 'Words', and he loved it. You owe us one Boyzone!"- Brian and Nick
"We're picking our noses what do you think we're doing?"- Nick
"My hand dumbass...."- Nick
"Your not funny."- Nick
"Oh gosh I'm nervous."- Nick
"Where'd my chili cheese dog go?"- Nick
"You don't wanna know."- Nick
"Fruit of the loom...that's Howie."- Nick
"Get your hand out of my butt!!"- Nick
"That's what I like about Paul...he sticks up for you even when you really suck."- Nick
"He's sayin Nick's going to have a bad game."- Nick
"I mean I love these guys but ya know..."- Nick
"Ya...cha-ching."- Nick
"Be nice, remember we all know where you live."- Nick
"I can't let my banana come out."- Nick
"I'm gonna be diggin up some dirt."- Nick
"There'll be holes in the fairway cuz of me."- Nick
"What'd I do?"- Nick
"The president..I wanna see what's on his mind."- Nick
"Ya know what...I know what it is...ACTION! HA HA!"- Nick
"I’m lost... ah, I wasn’t here."- Nick
"They’re gonna come out with tattoos. Hey daddy, look at this!"- Nick
"Stop messing with those buttons AJ."- Nick
"Alright forget about it...it was a good idea but...no no NO!"- Nick
"Hey, what are you doin here?"- Nick
"Good job Bone."- Nick
"Man, why do you have to do that...you know I don't like that."- Nick
"He was so starstruck, he didn't even know it hurt until later."- Nick
"Dude, I ain't gettin freaky!!!"- Nick
"I'm a gentle person...I don't like to fight."- Nick
"What do you think of this Howard Dwaine Dorough?"- Nick
"This is not Bob Barker this is Nick Watch 10"- Nick
"Your name is Nick Carter...not Nick Watch 10"- Howie
"This is Nick Watch 10....ya know like News Watch 8?"- Nick
"Want an Altoid?"- Nick
"I hate plates."- Nick
"Are there any single women in Australia?"- Nick
"No, they're all taken, Nick."- AJ
"I don't know, man. What about Argentina? They like to tip over buses."- Nick
"I’ll do it, but what do you want me to say?"- Nick
"Do I have to do it again?"- Nick
"I didn’t flub it up..."- Nick
"I'm so sick...I cannot speak."- Nick
"Ready to perform...."- Nick
"I don't give a damn I'll act like a kid."- Nick
"We're about to pull each others hair out."- Nick
"Why are you trippin?"- Nick
"What's goin on here?"- Nick
"AJ is just a freak, even off camera"- Nick
"I think Kevin knows the dates...why don't you tell em Kevin."- Nick
"I know what?"- Kevin
"AJ doin a little bit of No Name Johnny somethin...."- Nick
"Lookie here I got one little part...ooooohhhh."- Nick
"Well this is our first time to Brazil so you’d be correct in saying that we’re not virgins to Brazil anymore…"- Nick
"I swear it's me. I swear!"- Nick
"I love Goonie kids."- Nick
"What do I see there? It's a lot of people"- Nick
"The song is about um....what exactly is it about Kevin?"- Nick
"I had a brain fart"- Nick
"That's what I was gonna say"- Nick
"He's a little nervous today"- Kevin
"What's he talkin about huh?"- Nick
"This is some good beef jerky"- Howie
"He shouldn't be eatin beef jerky"- Nick
"Brian's always doing this *points*...watch..."- Nick
"DocumenTARIES"- Nick
"What'd I say?"- Nick
"DocumenTARY is kinda like a secretary."- Kevin
"Oh God, What'd I do?"- Nick
"This is annoying"- Nick
"Howie..c'mere say ah"- Nick
"Alright who's sayin extra pickles on the whopper?"- Nick
"The eyes of a woman are like the deep ocean, there are so many treasures to be found"- Nick
"Are we on the air?"- Nick
"Wanna jump out and let them all catch you."- Nick
"Like green eggs and ham?"- Nick
"Do you know what Waffle House is? We go there..."- Nick
"It fluctuates ya know....."- Nick








