Brian Quotes

"CENSORED!!!"- Brian

"I leaned over to kiss her and I fell right out of my chair."- Brian

"I'm a Barbie Girl."- Brian

"GIMME THAT!"- Brian

"You've stolen a key crime fighting piece of equipment."- Brian

"HOLD IT STILL!!!"- Brian

"Facts are facts, they said 5 minutes and it's been about 5 minutes and 35 seconds and we haven't stopped."- Brian

"I'll have to pay for Nick's bills probably."- Brian

"Lying about your AGE!"- Brian

"Nice threads man."- Brian

"No, it's not against the rules."- Brian

"I'm his big brother and I'm gonna knock him out."- Brian

"I gotta go spit right now."- Brian

"WOW...it's BIG....uh..."- Brian

"Uuuuhh...their makin me limp!"- Brian

"I can't believe I just did that."- Brian

"Volcanic ash.....AHHHHHHHHH!!!!"- Brian

"Uno, dos, tres, that's all the spanish I know."- Brian

"Don't tell em the whole thing...GEEZ!!"- Brian

"AJ's to blame for this."- Brian

"We're a long way from Cologne, Germany so it's cool."- Brian

"The water would have to be REAL warm"- Brian

"They were ours first."- Brian

"Howie's always the first one to walk around and slap you in the face."- Brian

"My name's on the blimp...it's HUGE!"- Brian

"Are you like...listening to everything we say?"- Brian

"No."- Brian

"You'll probably see me riding this roller coaster...but in REALITY...I ain't gonna be ridin this roller coaster."- Brian"It's not complicated at all."- Brian

"If they knew I was talkin to you...I'd get in trouble."- Brian

"Sometime in the late 70's."- Brian

"Would you STOP????!?!?!"- Brian

"It's the Bone Cam."- Brian

"Come on Frack...say your line."- Brian

"That looks GREAT Kevin."- Brian

"Take off your shirt Nick."- Brian

"My butt hurts."- Brian

"And Howie said....I'm never talkin to you again."- Brian

"It stinks and it's hot...and I'm scared."- Brian

"After Howie gets out of the bathroom it really smells."- Brian

"Kevin would like to have this kind of hair."- Brian

"My cat Missy was my best friend because I came home smellin like fish every night."- Brian

"Hey Nick? They said PROFESSION."- Brian

"Kev did you see the pin she's got of you on her blouse?"- Brian

"We were sweatin like pigs."- Brian

"I've been to the dentist since then."- Brian

"AJ's so fickle though....what day was it?"- Brian

"Sergeant Cooper visited me in the restroom."- Brian

"Did I ever technically call you a loser ?"- Brian


"We were in Malaysia at the end of last year [1996] and we had to do a press interview with one of their local papers. One of the interviewers was this really nice guy in checked trousers and a cowboy hat, but he seemed to be a little confused. He kept calling us by the wrong names - he'd look at Nick and say, "So Ronan, what's it like to be famous?"
After a few minutes we twigged that he thought we were Boyzone! I glanced at Nick and in a split second we decided to go along with the joke. So I became Stephen, Kevin was Shane, AJ was Keith and Howie was Mikey. We even started to talk in Irish accents. At the end of the interview, the guy asked if we could sing a song for him. We sang, 'Words', and he loved it. You owe us one Boyzone!"- Brian and Nick


"Am I gorgeous?"- AJ
"Yes AJ, you are."- Brian


"That's great."- Brian

"We've all got pretty smelly feet."- Brian

"What's up we're the Backstreet Boys....OBVIOUSLY!"- Brian

"Looks like a field goal to me Bob..."- Brian

"Ya know I like ya and all...but y'all gonna have to get out the way..."- Brian

"You find really odd times to go to the supermarket..."- Brian

"When we're home...we're not home."- Brian

"SOMEBODY GET HIM OUTTA HERE!!!!"- Brian

"I added to it, so it's BIGGER!"- Brian

"I played crappy until the last hole."- Brian

"AJ can't have too much free time because he'll get another tattoo or change his hair another color."- Brian

"You need a wife first..."- Brian

"I did show you I learned to raise my hand."- Brian

"AJ would be a hairstylist."- Brian

"Well THINK of somethin real quick."- Brian

"She said that all enthusiastic..ya,let's hear it from you."- Brian

"Kevin tell us how you feel."- Brian

"And the gallery says bless you."- Brian

"I don't know if we have enough time."- Brian

"Ya, what you said."- Brian

"Didn't you just ask a question?"- Brian

"Your snoring too loud."- Brian

"He's a lunatic...he's just...he's just AJ."- Brian

"Our heads are floating."- Brian

"I'm not a teenage girl and I never have been a teenage girl"- Brian

"Keep your clothes on Bone."- Brian

"This group called the Backstreet Boys with I’ll Never Break Your Heart."- Brian

"I would stretch myself a bit."- Brian

"I did pretty much a whole bunch of nothing actually."- Brian

"You know Kevin would take charge."- Brian

"He hasn't decided what color his hair should be."- Brian

"Your talkin on a cell phone and your HOW old?"- Brian

"Tell those girls to go to school."- Brian

"Police...we need help."- Brian

"What about the one eyed pirate?"- Brian

"What's that little jiggle-whatser in your arm? Is that a flux capacitor?"- Brian

"He helped me out a little bit in my career so thought - get him a toaster."- Brian


"Don’t flub it up..."- Brian
"Flub, flub, flub!"- AJ


"AJ's so excited."- Brian

"Preparation for the EMA's...is um...It's always an event."- Brian

"Look at this...it just keeps on going...it's an energizer bunny."- Brian

"Man this looks like a Puffy video."- Brian

"Happened a little sooner then expected."- Brian

"The rides great it's just a little bit of.....bugs."- Brian

"Backstreet Boys fans in general are like the secret service..."- Brian

"So what do we do? Back up and turn around? HELL NO!"- Brian

"That's typical....Brian....please send Nick over."- Brian

"No Kev. I was dead serious"- Brian


"You even pull your cheeks apart. You lean over to do it man!"- Brian
"One time in Europe we were onstage and Nick let one go, and it was like a green film."- Brian
"We're men...we do it loud and proud."- Howie
"All right...enough about the farting."- Kevin


"He's just ya know...makin sure everybody knows he's single."- Brian

"I was GETTING to that."- Brian

"To all those people in the press who don't want pop music to continue on....sorry."- Brian

"But you talk like this."- Brian

"I was a genius"- Brian

"Then the lord blessed me with being 5 foot 7."- Brian

"No onions because your breath smells SO BAD!"- Brian

"Sometimes we try to lose our security"- Brian

"You broke my eardrum"- Brian

"Where's the beef?"- Brian

"French fries and steak?"- Brian

"..we get a little self-centered sometimes.."- Brian

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