Eavesdropping(Nick/Kevin)
"What was that?"
"What?"
"That sound."
"What sound?"
"That one!"
"Huh? What are you...?"
"Sh! Listen..."
"I'm not hearing any... oh... my god was that a...?"
"Yeah, that was a moan."
"Who's room is next to ours?"
"AJ's."
"Oh, well, that explains it... He's probably just got some chick in there."
"Some chick... named Brian?"
"What?"
"AJ just moaned Brian's name..."
"No way!"
"Lean closer and listen."
"Oh my god! What is... what are they... my COUSIN???"
"Sounds like they're having sex."
"But Brian's..."
[shakes head]
"AJ is..."
[shakes head]
"They're gay?! and... together?!"
"You catch on fast old man."
"Hey! ... I just didn't think they were...."
"Kev..."
"Can you believe...?"
"Kevin."
"I never would've thought..."
"Kevin Scott Richardson!"
"What?"
"It just means that we aren't the only ones."
The End.