Costume Party(AJ/Nick)
"I look like a moron."
"You do not."
"Can I get another costume?"
"No you can't."
"Please?"
"No Nicky, you can't."
"But I don't like it."
"Don't whine, it's unbecoming of you."
"But…"
"What can I do to shut you up?"
"You could kiss me."
"Fine." [kiss]
"Thanks. Do I look good?"
"You look… cute."
"Cute? I don't want to look cute!"
"Why not?"
"I was cute when I was 12 and 13… I'm 21 now, I want to be sexy, hot, enticing… not CUTE!"
"Calm down… you are sexy, hot and enticing, just not in that costume. That costume makes you cute."
"Can I change it to make me sexy?"
"I don't think so."
"Then I'm not going."
"You are too going."
"No… I'm not."
"I like that look on you though… maybe if you lost that part of the costume and just wore that."
"I am not your bitch."
"I know."
"I am not going to go to this party wearing only a leash and a collar."
"Then you'll have to live with being a cute little puppy."
"I hate you."
"You do not."
"Do too."
"Okay, if you hate me, then I'm changing my costume."
"No… no… you look good."
[raises eyebrow] "You sure?"
"AJ, You are wearing black leather pants and a black spiked collar with a tag reading 'Nick's bitch', of course you look good."
"We make an odd couple."
"Yeah… oh well, we have great sex."
"That we do, now let's go in."
"Oh my god, look at Kevin."
"What? Oh god… does he know how hot he looks?"
"Hey guys."
"Hey Kev, nice costume."
"I look like a hick."
"You are a hick."
"Hey! Anyway, Brian made me wear it, he said I make a good farmboy."
"I think you make an excellent farmboy, and AJ's a good bitch."
"I see… and you are what? A puppy?"
"Yes… nice and innocent."
[cough] "Okay Nick, you just keep telling yourself that you're innocent."
"I am!
"Think about last night Nick…"
[thinks] "Okay… so I'm not innocent… but I'm a cute little puppy."