"Orgy."
"What the hell are you guys talking about?"
"Care to join us?"
"I'm curious to know what this is about first."
"We're seeing who can name more bands."
"Damn, I was hoping you were talking about what it sounded like you were talking about."
"Sorry, AJ, but this is us we're talking about. Virgin-Nick and Churchboy-Brian."
"Good point."
"Nick, since when have you been a virgin??"
"Since I was born..."
"No, that's not what I meant. I thought you lost it long ago."
"Is that what you think of me, Bri? I'm hurt. [sniffle]"
"Nick, you're such a little bugger, don't lie."
"What the hell are you talking about, AJ?"
"You lost your virginity 3 days ago."
"Nick..."
"You promised you wouldn't tell anyone, especially Brian!"
"Tell me what."
"*sigh* I lost my virginity to..."
"Me."
[thud]
"I think you really killed him this time."
"Well if you hadn't come to me all 'God, I wanna get fucked' and 'AJ do you ever feel lonely at night' then you wouldn't have to worry about your best friend fainting. It's not my fault you look so damn cute all the time."
"You're the only who's always humping the stage and being all horny. It's very hard. To resist you, I mean."
"Sure. I've seen other hard things too."
"Ok, shut up, I know."
"Let's go fuck again."
"What about Brian?"
"Fuck Brian."
"Not until he wakes up."
"That's the way to think, Nicky Boy."
