HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! I can IMAGINE IT..."EVERBODY, TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF! Except Nick and Brian...that's just nasty." AND LOOK...LOOK AT HOWIES HAND! WHERE IS HOWIE'S HAND?? I have no comment. Well, yeah. Maybe one. WHO in the hell is that chick? LMAO...she looks old enough to be Kevin's mama. LOL...not that she IS Kevin's mama...
|**| Now Or Never Review |**|
"Help Me" - Nick, No more songs about your mental stability, ok dude? *cough* I agree with Cay. The end.
"My Confession" - I’m confused now...I get from this song...I get that he’s stalking a sad girl...poor dear. "I'm just tryin' to figure out…what's wrong wit' your head, every time I look around, you're somewhere else instead…" I dunno, Nick…but it sounds like you've got an ADD girl on your hands…
"I Stand For You" - 'Gonna have a tattoo'…that's proof that he was drunk when he got his tats. I swear that when I heard the song he said 'I'm a taker, I'm not a baker'…LMAO...dumb and dumber, we're perfect for each other. Dude…LMAO…"Wanna ride a Harley, on the highway…" I can so see Nick all pimped out in biker gear, going like 80 down the highway on his brand new motorcycle…ya know…the one with training wheels. Oh baby. That's sexy.
"Do I Have To Cry For You?" - There is nothing I can say about this song except...I've heard it before...that 'I'll be right here waiting for you' song...it sounds EXACTLY like it...but...it's beautiful...can't believe the lil' freak wrote it. Ya know Cay…I think I heard on some radio interview that the 'lil' freak' wrote this song in the bathtub…just imagine it, man. =) DUDE…I am in love with the very end of the song, where he gets all soulful and shit…That's my boy!
"Girls In The USA" – THE JAMAICAN GUY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME! *whispers* He said DAMN…BAD BOY…GO TO MY ROOM! Er...he mentioned me! I'm his real fine mama with the sex appeal, in the Denver Hills…that's me…*crosses fingers* And I would be one of his "Texas hunnies, always on the road, give me lots of love at the…Alamo" *cough* Even if I don't live near the Alamo…
"I Got You" - WHO HAS THE DVD? HOW MUCH OF A RETARD WAS NICK IN THIS!? He was being a dancer...he dances like a...No...He dances like...a giraffe...a giraffe with a duck stuck up his butt...but this song is wonderful. He sings...WONDEROUSLY in it...it makes me glad, although, Voodoo and monkeys make me happy too... I love this song…well, yeah…I don't really like the music, but the vocals are fucking amazing, man. And the lyrics are amazing, too. On a lighter note, dancing like a giraffe with a duck stuck up his butt? Erm…how…attractive.
"Is It Saturday Yet?" - Jerry Springer is my dad too...but the Martha Stewart thing scared me. But, I like this song...you know...because...my cousin's uncle's half brother's next door neighbor's best friend's great aunt's step brother's son helped write it. Seriously... Erm…yes. Ok. Uhh…I have no comment on this particular song, except that I like the little part at the end where he trails off confusedly…sounds natural.
"Blow Your Mind" - I think that Nick has money issues in two songs...'she spends my money the American way' and now 'she's spending my cash'. NICK, you shouldn't care, you got a shitload of it! "Typically me, falling for the easy…" Hmm. I believe Nick just confessed his fetish for sluts and groupies. Good job, Nick. Cause, ya know…the first step to helping yourself is admitting you have a problem.
"Miss America" - I wonder...Nick...do you want me to take it off? Cause I wouldn't mind getting it on... "…Make the man within me, desire the woman in you…" Translation: "My penis wants to meet your vagina." =X
"I Just Wanna Take You Home" - Damn, long title. Anyway, I wonder what he wants to do at home...'make a story' doesn't clarify it for us stupid people...our minds wander. "Girl I don't know what to say…" Not like this is the first time that's happened, Nick…
"Heart Without A Home" - 'Girl I love to watch you'…PERVERT! Amber, I TOLD you that they have eyes in those lil' posters... "I got a feeling if I give you some, you'll probably want some more…" Can you say, "Wow…Nick has a huge-ass ego when it comes to sex…"? Probably cause he's had a lot of practice. *nods*
"Who Needs The World" - I wonder if Nick played the tambourine on this song...he's got coordination... This is actually an incredibly sweet song…*nods*. But, "Switch off the sun, the stars, the moon…" That bothers me. Is it even possible to switch off any of those? Hmmm…
