Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child
It's a Bigfoot baby all covered in fur now
Stark craving naked in a fornication nation

We were secretly married out in Las Vegas
In a little-bitty chapel, Joan Collins made us
Root'n Toot'n, and high faloot'n

Rick Astley is a panty wiss
That's my butt, his face
His teenage attitude is as rich as a terro
And they all go hysteria
Hair brain, cock-a-mamie, knuckle headed idga incahoot

No truth to the rumor about Spuds and Debbie
Ohh, they went to the motel just to watch a little T.V.
Hey, the dog, he must die

T-T-T-Tiffany is wrestling in Jello, by the slamming Debbie G
They covered head to toe
Heart, ohh my heart ohh

Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child
It's a Bigfoot baby all covered in fur now
Stark craving naked in the fornication nation

It's stark craving naked in a fornication nation
Stark craving naked in the fornication nation

[You do?] America marketing strategy
Beyond the realms of reasonable possibility
And isn't that [simple destiny?]
On radio, compact disc, or TV

John, Paul, George and Ringo
They're going to be reforming as the Beatles in 1993
And if things get into action immediately
George buys the film rights in a flurry of activity
Paul says they're not going to play Japan
Ringo cancels his chat show plans
John, who was never the quiet one,
John stays silent for the time

And the world says
When the Beatles hit America
When the Beatles hit America
They're going to be sponsored by Visa
When the Beatles hit America
When the Beatles hit America

And lawyers start to draw large contracts
And bogus [sponsorship?] T-shirt [deals?] Michael Jackson
And if you don't like TV
About management deals and corporate policy
And who's going to be manager of the new Beatles, [we will see?]
Managers made up of [chrome?] parts
Colonel Tom Parker, Richard Nixon, Donald Trump
And of course George wants the Maharishi

And finally they get into the studio
And they're going to be co-produced by, guess what?
George Martin and Jeff Lynne
Ringo is disappointed to find
That no one needs him anymore except for [advice?]
Because he's been [soulful?]
He is now available as [part of the Great Soulful series?]
For $9.99, available from your local cornershop
Compatible with your cheapest available possible computer
The RES and plays in time

Well, the Who, the Stones, Debbie Gibson, and Bros record a supergroup single
At very great cost, but it's so hard to make the charts
'Cause everyone wants to take the new Beatles to heart
From the day of the announcement to the [game play?]
To the reunion gig at Chase Stadium
Every record in the Top 40 on both sides of the Atlantic
For three whole years are by Lennon and McCartney
Except "Something," which was George Harrison's only good one

And the world says
When the Beatles hit America
When the Beatles hit America
It's going to be sponsored by Greenpeace as well
When the Beatles hit America
When the Beatles hit America

George asks Monty Python in to do some vocals
Linda takes a lot of photos
For a book that's sold out before she ever thought of puttting it out
John, who's now the quiet one, John makes his [press?] contributions
By writing his own songs in tune, in time with the backing track behind him
And when somebody asks him what it's like in the studio
He says, "Well, it's been a hard day's night"
No one understands him, he always was the cryptic one

When the Beatles hit America
When the Beatles hit America

And finally the record hits the shelves
Amd it's called "The Beatles - From Ourselves"
And for anyone who didn't know
Well, it sounded quite a lot like ELO
Or ELP or FYC or R.E.M. or XTC
It sounded a lot like XTC
It didn't sound much like PSI
It didn't sound much like "P.S. I Love You"

And finally the day before the big [ego trip?] the word goes around
People saying they're not going to play
The whole thing's been a big insurance scam
To get the re-issues reselling again
A very cynical attitude
But I expect the money is making interest in someone's bank account
And they were over at the stadium
[Over to you?], Roger
The lights go down, the screaming starts
You can hear a pin drop
And suddenly there they are
And I get scared as they go into "I Saw Her Standing There"
They [crash through the best set in the?] world
Encore with the whole of Sgt. Pepper's in order
Thank gods, [how I've been hammered the very last day of my life?]
The Beatles are being beamed into outer space
By a waiting spaceship, which takes them to a better place
A place where no one knows them
A place where reunions are not expected of anyone
Not even the [best crooks?]

This is my dream, I bought it
I bought the product
You believe my new [lie?]
But it happened [though?]
Alright, that's why I'm singing that

When the Beatles hit America
When the Beatles hit America

When the Beatles hit America
When the Beatles hit America
The Princes live on, that's what they say

When the Beatles hit America
When the Beatles hit America

ooh ooh...
AAH!

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