Justin the Redneck Reindeer

Justin, the redneck popstar,

Born and bred in Tennessee,

And if you ever saw’d him,

You would say he’s on that weed.

And his spazz friend JC,

Dresses like a flaming gay.

Pink hats and feather boa’s.

He probably wasn’t born this way.

Then one foggy Concert’s eve,

Johnny came to say,

”Justin and your fag friend,

Better as hell turn back straight.”

Oh,

Justin, the redneck popstar,

Now lives like straight guy should.

Strip shows and screwing Britney,

Now only if JC would…..

Man, that’s Christmas Carol the whole family can share!…(*sniff*sniff) On Dancer! On Cupid! Let’s get the fuck out of here!