Justin: So you’re not gay, right?
JC: Justin! How many times do I have to tell you! I’m ambiguously straight.
You’re the one who’s straightly gay!
Justin: I see… So, do you want to make out?
JC: Damnit, Justin. Go away before I beat the crap out of you.
Justin: Aww, come on JC, you know you wanna…
JC: I have a girlfriend, Justin.
Justin: Oh you mean that thing, Bobbee? Well, I got rid of her. So now it can be
Just the Two of us, just like you said.
JC: But Justin, that was a song!
Justin: It was great song, with such a great message. Oh, JC, we’ll have such a good life together! We’ll get married and I’m sure after the fourth kid-
JC: (weakly) Kids?
Justin: We’ll have to have a spring wedding, with rose petals-
JC: (irate) Wedding?!!
Justin: Yeah, we’ll have to get you fitted for tux soon, baby.
JC: You’ve got to be kidding me. Did you not hear me?! Are you deaf?! I don’t want to marry you, let alone become committed!
Justin: Yeah, you’re right. I’m just kidding.
JC: (sighs) Oh, thank god…
Justin: Of course, everybody knows that I’ve always wanted a fall wedding.
JC: This can’t be happening.
Justin: Oh, honey it is. And I want a big fat rock to flaunt in Nick Carter’s face. He’s going to be soo jealous. You and me will be together forever.
JC: Oh really. What if I try to escape?
Justin: Oh JC. Silly, silly, JC…You know you can’t escape me. You and me were destined to be filthy rich and together. Whenever you go, I’ll be there…watching and waiting. And if anybody tries to stand in the way of our happiness, we’ll get rid of them…Just like Bobbee.
JC: (gulps) Just like Bobbee?
Justin: Yup, just like Bobbee. It was really easy to get rid of her. All you have to do is tell her about a upcoming group that’s making it big in the biz and that J-14 bitch will come running. And then when she turns her back, that’s when you get her.
JC: Ummm…really?
Justin: Yup. But we have nothing like that to worry about, will we?
JC: (takes out a needle and injects himself) Uh-huh…
Justin: JC, honey. What are you doing?
JC: Making this all a beautiful dream. I was going to shoot myself, but I prefer the scenic route.
Justin: Baby, you know when we get married, you’ll have to quit the drugs, right?
JC: (drops needle) No….Drugs…?
Justin: You can do it honey. You can do it for our love.
JC: No…No…drugs…. breathe…Can’t breathe…No drugs…(passes out)
JC: Thank god, it was only a dream. A life without drugs? (shudder) That’s like Joey without any 3.99 buffet’s. (sniffs) Hmm…That smells good. Bobbee? What are you cooking?
Justin: Bobbee? What is she doing here? Is that ho here trying to wreck our marriage again? Don’t worry baby, I’ll get rid of her…(cocks a rifle)
JC: Noooooooo!!! Damn you, cocaine! You never keep your powdery promises!!!! (Passes out)
JC: You know, this is really getting old. Next thing you tell me is that Justin is pregnant with my baby.
Nurse: Mr. Chasez?
JC: (weakly) Yes?
Nurse: It’s a girl!
JC: …….What?……
Nurse: The baby. Mr. Timberlake just came out of delivery.
Justin: Josh, honey. Isn’t she beautiful? I named her after your mother.
JC: Dear god! It’s like Joey all over again! This is worse than marriage! This is actual commitment! Noooooooooooo!!!!
Justin: (slaps JC) JC? JC! JC!!! You bitch!!
JC: (groggily) Whaat? Ahhhh! It’s you! Get away! Away with your gayness!
Justin: What? JC, what the hell are you talking about? I came in here to use the bathroom and you were screaming about commitment and homosexuals so I came to see what was the matter. Have you been talking to Joey again?
JC: You mean it isn’t true? I’m not being stalked by flaming homosexuals? There is a god!
Justin: Allrighty. (feels JC’s forehead) I knew all those beatings from Bobbee would come to haunt him someday…
JC: Don’t touch me! Don’t touch me with your tainted hands, you fiend!
Justin: What?
JC: I mean, I’m ok…Justin…Just a little nightmare. I’m fine. Yup, fine as can be. That’s right…
Justin: Are you sure?
JC: No…
Justin: Alright then! Joey said that breakfast is here. Which mean’s that breakfast will be here in about an hour. You know how Joey can sense food before the rest of us mere mortals. So I’m going to take a shower. Are you sure you’re alright?
JC:…I’ve got a lovely box of coconuts, didly-didly, there they are a-standing in a row. Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head…
Justin: Alright then…(leaves for bathroom)
JC: Must be careful…He’s always watching…Always…