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No. 3 - Picking Your Nose
Got something blocking those nasil passages of yours? No matter how
much you blow, it still won`t come down? Bored, and want something to do?
Follow Lindsay`s helpful instructions to nasil releif!
- Take a clean finger, preferably your own and shove it up the nasil passage of your choice.
- Rummage around until you find what you want.
- Withdraw your finger. Examine the `find`. This is called The Bogee.
- Wipe the bogee on to tissue paper.
Repeat steps 2,3 and 4 until satisfied
Things To Note:
- Upon changing nasil passage, remember to change the finger - cross
contamination can cause infections!
- Always dispose of the bogee in a polite manner. NEVER wipe the bogee over
the chair, floor, dog or the nearest person. If you have no tissue paper then
then an old chewing gum wrapper should be adequate.
- It is best to pick your nose when no-one is watching. Ferreting around your nose
while others are watching can be quite off-putting for the viewer. Unless you
are at a nose picking contest...
- Never pick your nose on a train. It is guaranteed that one person will see you, and
will say something like "Can you take that elsewhere, please!". It is also gross!
- Tasting the bogee is purely an option. You should grown out of it when you were
about 5 years old, but, hey, if you enjoy the taste...
- If you`re a member of the `Pick It, Lick It, Roll It, Flick It` brigade then make sure
that there is no-one in the general aiming area. Bogees are difficult to get out
of the hair.
- Keeping the bogee in a collection is optional.
- If you draw blood, stop picking immediatly! This may turn into a full scale
nose bleed, which is not nice!
- Always wash your hands and fingertips with soap and water when you`ve finished.
- Remember kids: If you pick your nose too much, your head may cave in!
The wearing of nice cat ears or furry rabbit ears while picking your nose is an optional extra.
Picture Source: Official B*Witched Book Virgin Publishing
Photos have not been altered
This is all made up and never happened... if Lindsay is a nose picker, then she`s entitled to pick her own cute `lil nose in the privacy of her own home.
As always, this is a B*Witched Gubbins Made Up Story.
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