The Diary



‘Aaaarrrgghhhhhh’ screamed Jacob opening his eyes and waking up to find that Dan had his tongue in his ear.
‘What the hell is wrong with you dude?’ he asked jumping out of bed.
‘Jacob when did you get those?’ asked Dan licking his lips. Jacob looked down and realised he had revealed his pink fluffy pyjamas to Dan.
‘Don't change the subject freak, why the hell were you licking my ear?’ he said rather embarrassed.
‘You had a bit of chocolate on it from after our chocolate fight last night. It looked tasty’
‘Right that's it, you’re never to come near me again! Ever!!’ he screamed. He ran into the bathroom to put on his gothic gear and paint his nails black rather than the nice shade of pink that they were.
Dan had a little snoop around Jacobs bedroom whilst he was in the bathroom, he wasn't doing any harm.
‘Hhhhmmmm what do we have here?’ he pulled open a drawer and ruffled through Jacobs socks and undies. He pulled out a picture of Jacob with his arm around Bruce Forsyth, but then threw it back when he realised he didn't want to know why his other hand was on Bruce’s arse. He carried on searching and nearly jumped for joy when he came across the jackpot, Jacobs Diary. He put it under his shirt and went off to get changed. Then he went into the kitchen to see what the other guys were doing.
‘Morning’ he shouted , shining a huge smile around at the guys who felt a little bit ill at the sight of him this morning. Well who wouldn't want to be sick at the sight of a grown man in a yellow leotard.
‘Dan what's with .........that. thing?’ asked Erik looking up from his cheerio's.
‘What? I have gymnastic class in half an hour ok!’ he said , trying to hide the bulge that was appearing when he looked at Ashley who was looking rather amazing this morning, compared to yesterday when he looked great. That boy never had a bad hair day.
‘Woohoo’ cried Trevor as he pulled the toy surprise out of the cereal box. He ran into the living room to play with his new toy car.
‘So you guys wanna see something cool?’ asked Dan, trying to take the focus off himself.
‘Sure, as long as it doesn't involve you taking your clothes off and doing an erotic dance cos ya know last Saturday i was drunk ok’ said Erik, much to Ashley's interest.
‘No don't be silly, but look what i have, da da da da da da da daaaaaaa’ he cried pulling out Jacobs Diary.
‘Wow! Oh my gosh do you know how much power that book has!’ shouted Ashley.
‘Keep it down, now i have to go practice my hand stands, so you guys have to look after this for me’
‘Sure!’ shouted Erik who grabbed the little book and ran to his room, Ashley close behind him. Dan grabbed his backpack and shouted Goodbye to Trevor who was having hours of fun with his Tetley tea van.In the bedroom Erik and Ashley sat on the bed with the diary in the middle of them.
‘So you read it first’ urged Ashley.
‘No, you’ said Erik.
‘Maybe we should just return it. That book contains Jacobs inner most thoughts and feelings. How he feels about everyone and what he thinks of my hair....on second thoughts lets read!’ smiled Ashley opening the book to the first page ‘ ok here we go’ he started July 17th
Today we went to the zoo. I’m starting to think I'm different from the other guys. They all like looking at the gorillas, whereas i would rather be one. I'm starting to find Lou attractive, well i am as seen as i cant have Ashley because he's so heavily involved with Erik’
‘I told you he liked me’ said Ashley who was feeling pleased that another member of the band liked him. Only two more minds to corrupt.July 19th Pierced my nipples today I wish i hadn't come in this band, I don't think anyone likes me. I miss my hamsters. Trevor's hair sure looks funny. Well I’m going to go and get some new clothes for my dancing job at Hooters , i think pvc will go down a charm...
‘What the hell are you doing!!’ screamed Jacob running in in his birthday suit.
‘Erm.........Jacob you're naked’ said Erik, hiding his eyes from the sight.
‘Don't change the subject!’ he cried diving behind the lampshade for cover.
‘We were just reading your er.....’
‘My diary! how could you!’
‘Jacob sorry, but at least we know how you feel now, and im sure you and Lou will be happy together’ said Ashley handing him back his diary.
‘huh? me and Lou?’ asked Jacob
‘Yeah, the diary said you found him attractive cos you couldn't have me’ he smiled and winked at Jacob.
‘I don't fancy you! what's going on?’ he looked down at the diary in his hands. ‘Oh god, what an arse.This isn't my diary, its Dans!’ he laughed.
‘Dans?!’
‘Yeah, he must have given you the wrong one’ said Jacob falling about with laughter. Ashley and Erik joined him in his laughter , when they had done they read the rest of the diary and waited for Dan to return home. When he did they gave him such a hard time that he did infact move in with Lou.
They are now a happily married couple. As for Tevor, he is still playing with his toy car. After the nights events Ashley started a diary of his own which mainly read ‘ Showering’. Erik took up water ski-ing and Jacob , after reading Dans diary, took it upon himself to move in at the zoo and become a gorilla.
~~~~~The End~~~~© Beccy.T 2001/2002~~~~~