Ashleyrella
Once upon a time there lived a guy named Ashleyrella. He lived in a house in orlando with his stepdad Jacob and his two ugly stepbrothers Erikasia and Trevorzilla. The stepsisters made Ashleyrella do everything, he had an awful childhood but couldnt do anything about it as they had trapped him in a boyband called O-Town and made it look like he was enjoying himself.
'Ashleyrella! clean the toilet now! i had a curry last night and its not looking too good in there' burped Trevorzilla.
'Ashleyrella!Ashleyrella!!!' screamed Erikstacia at the top of his almost girl like voice. 'Lou stayed last night and the sheets have gone a weird brown colour, also you need to go to Asda as he ate everything in the cupboards'
'Yes stepbrothers' said Ashley as he grabbed his purse and set off on the way to asdas in his pink mini.He returned 5 minutes later with the daily shopping. He was putting it away when Jacob came in in his tartan dressing gown.
'Ashleyrella child, did you get the washing powder for Lou's sheets?'
'Yes stepfather, i got this new Ariel all in one, and it was over a quid less!' he smiled pulling out a few coins from his pocket.
'Right whatever you stupid imbasile, get to work, I have a pile of ironing and some sewing in my room'
'Yes stepfather'.
Just then Erikstacia and Trevorzilla came running into the kitchen sweating like two peados in mothercare.
'Father Father' they screamed ' we just got a letter from the palace!'
'Give it here now children!' he ordered.
'Theres to be a ball! in honour of princess Beccy, she wants to find a nice young man to marry '(sorry I had to make this in my favour, lol)
'Wow I need a new suit!' said Trevorzilla
The two boys started running around getting all ecxited at a chance to be the princess beccys husband.
'Father?' asked Ashleyrella ' could I go to the ball?'
'You? Go to the ball? dont make me laugh!' said Erikstacia. They fell about laughing.
'Well why not? It says anoyone is welcome, that means me too, and besides I knitted myelf a new suit the other day when I was in my shed, so I have something to wear'
'Well Ashleyrella, i suppose you could go if you do all your chores and write 65 new songs for us'
'Oh thankyou stepfather!' cried Ash as he ran off to get his guitar.That night the boys looked gorgeous as they left the house. Jacob had made them dress the same in powder blue tuxedos and red shoes, they looked truly dazzling. Ashleyrella sat in his room working on the 56th song and sighed to himself and his pet lizards.
'I wish I could go to the ball' he said to himself. All of a sudden in a cloud of Talcum powder that Ashleyrella had knocked off his shelf appeared a man dressed in a blue flowing cape and hood with a magic wand.
'Oh my gosh who are you?' asked Ashleyrella
'Child, I am your fairy Dan-mother' he smiled . 'I know you want to go to the ball so im here to help'
'Really? ' exclaimed Ashleyrella but his dissapointment returned when he realised he still had loads of work to do ' i'll never be done in time'
His fairy Dan-mother waved her wand and everything sparkled clean
'Gee thanks but I only had to clean the carpet'
'Oh......well never mind. Now lets see,you need something to get you there...well lets make a coach out of a pear' he waved his wand and a glistening coach appeared in front of him.
'Now 4 horses to complete the spell ..those 4 lizards will do just as well.
Now child do you have something to wear?'
'Yes I knitted a grey suit for myself' he said as he pulled out the most disgusting suit even seen on earth.
'Eurgh you cant go in that, thats worse than what you wore to the new years eve bash.That i wasnt invited to by the way! With a swoosh of my wand do be da do.....bibbedy bobbedy boo'
'Wow I look gorgeous! but I need a shower, be back in a few hours'
'No child there is no time, now go and have a jolly good time.You must be back by the stroke of twelve by the way or else you'll be left in tatters and just look gay. Now hurry, the ball cant wait, have a good time dance be merry, see you next xmas dont forget my sherry' shouted Dan mother as Ashleyrella got in his coach and was taken to the palace.He got to the main ballroom and looked around. How was Beccy going to notice him with all these gorgeous men in here.
Beccy was bored with all these men, she hadnt found anyone she liked yet when all of a sudden through the crowd she saw the most gorgeous guy she had ever seen. He was wearing a black tux and hand the nicest hair . Ashleyrella saw her staring at his hair and gave her a quick flick of his head. He'd spent 7 hours on his hair it better be good.
Beccy got up and ran over to ashleyrella but was stopped by a big fat man.'Hey baby wanna go back to my love nest?Im Lou Pearlman' he said . Beccy just threw him out of the way and carried on towards the man of her dreams. They danced under the moonlight for what seemed like minutes. When all of a sudden the clock struck twelve . 'I have to go ' cried Ashleyrella as he ran off down the steps and jumped onto the pear and was carried away by 4 lizards.
'Wait!!!' screamed Beccy, but he was gone. She looked down to see a single strand of hair sitting on a step, ' this is all thats left. Tomorrow my kinsman will visit every household and find the guy who has hair like this, and they will be my bride...i mean bridegroom.'
The next morning they all gathered in the dining room as Ashleyrella served breakfast.
'You burnt my waffles!' said Trevorzilla as he ran off and cried.
'Sorry I ...' he was cut off by a knock on the door. He answered it to see a man carrying a pillow with a hair on.
'Hey thats mine!' he exclaimed.
'What?....I?' said the man. 'You mean you? Did you dance with Princess Beccy last night?'
'Dont be stupid! Say anything like that again and ill knock you out!' shouted Jacob.
'Yes i danced with her!' said Ashleyrella. He picked up the hair and everyone gasped as he placed it on his head to reveal it was his. 'You dont think anyone else could have hair this good do you?' he smiled.
'Ashleyrella I order you to lie now, say it isnt yours!' screamed Jacob as his eyes popped out.
'Sir you must come with me, the princess awaits'
So Ashleyrella and Beccy lived happily ever after, Ashleyrella introduced his fairy Dan-mother to the kinsman and they now live in Iran. Jacob, Erikstacia and Trevorzilla lived alone and were forced to learn how to cook and clean, they asked Lou to move in but he ate them all.
~~~~The End~~~~~© Beccy.T 2001/2002