This here guy is Or|on. Yup yup yup, one might say he is away out there. He derives tons of enjoyment from terrorizing lamers and stalking them till the run home to Mummy. He has been known to chase lamers all acroos IRC from Chatnet to Dalnet and Effnet. Or|on wont give up untill the offender is placed in a lil rubber room with little or no mind left. Side effects of pissin this dewd off tend to be sore butts, damaged ego's, busted key boards..... just to name a few. He has been known to chase and abuse lamers until they come down with severe schitzophrenia and drool exceedinly. Even after being commited to the looney bin Lamers still awake screaming "AHHHHHHHHH he's back!". Trust me.... this is NOT a person ya wann piss off..... cuz he is as tenacious as a pitbull, with the stamina of an OX. Being commited to the looney bin is the WORST thing ya kin do to try to escape from Or|on, once yer in there..... yer on HIS turf. Yer ass is his and yer about to learn the meaning of "migraine nightmares".
But in all honesty, IF you are lookin for a friend that will stick with ya thru thick AND thin....... this is your man. He is as gentle as a kitten and as nice as Mother Thersa. But whut ever ya do..... dont dont DONT piss him off. I highly doubt that death is an escape from him.
Age: 60, male
Marital Status: Unhappily married.... But never the less married. (wunner when they gunna make a hunting season for EX's)
Location: Illinois, USA
Job Description: Real Estate Agent
Hobbies: gardening, big game hunting and chatting
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