"....You don't have to believe me, but this is the way I heard the story...."
[The following stories are NOT true. They could be true in some cases, but as far as we know, these stories are totally made up out of the wonderfully creative minds of our Web-Uplifter Family Members....So Enjoy.....]
°°°°°Kenny Mitchell's Version°°°°°
QUICK!!!! Cover Up the evidence. I don't want the readers to see how easy the work gets when cut and paste is in the process.....
~~~~~Jason Allen's Version~~~~~
Quick!!!!
Cover Up the cake I don't want the birthday boy to see how magnificent the party gets when there is a person in the cake that jumps out.
æææææ-Ruth Savoy's Version-æææææ
Quick!!!!
Cover Up the fire I don't want the dog to see how high the smoke gets when there is urine in the flames!
=====Dena Murphy's Version=====
QUICK!!!!
Cover up the (WORLD'S SINS). I don't want the (LORD) to see how (BAD) the (HUMAN RACE) gets when there is (NOT ENOUGH PRAYER) in the (WORLD).
+++++Laurelntn's Version+++++
Quick!!!
Cover up the pool I don't want the neighbors to see how nasty the pool looks when there is bugs in the water.
†††††Holy Girl's Version†††††
QUICK!!! Cover Up the HOLE IN THE WALL. I don't want the NEIGHBORS to see how TERRIBLE the KIDS gets when there is COMPANY in the HOUSE.
)))))Caryl's Version(((((
QUICK!!!!
COVER UP THE WATERMELON I DON'T WANT THE ANTS TO SEE HOW JUICY, AND COLORFUL THE INSIDE GETS WHEN THERE IS GODS BLESSINGS OF JUST ENOUGH SUNSHINE & RAIN IN THE GARDEN.
¬¬¬¬¬Caryl's Mom's Version¬¬¬¬¬
QUICK!!!
COVER UP THE THROW RUG I DON'T WANT THE NEIGHBORS TO SEE HOW DIRTY THE RUG GETS WHEN THERE IS CARYL, & POPCORN IN THE HOUSE.
%#%#%*StarMom's Version*%#%#%#
Quick!!!
Cover up the (Mothers Day Cake). I don't want the (moms) to see how (beautiful) the (room) gets when there is (so much sweetness & love) in the (room until it is time for the party).
ø~ø~ø~Valerie Hollenback's Version~ø~ø~ø
Quick!!!!
Cover Up the lasagna... I don't want the flies to see how hot the cheese gets when there is sauce in the pan.
^••^•-Eeyorechic's Version-^••^
Quick!!!!
Cover Up the web tv unit we don't want the cat to see how ecstatic the owner gets when there is actually real email and not FWDS in the virtual mailbox.
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