"....You don't have to believe me, but this is the way I heard the story...."
[The following stories are NOT true. They could be true in some cases, but as far as we know, these stories are totally made up out of the wonderfully creative minds of our Web-Uplifter Family Members....So Enjoy.....]
°°°°°Dena Murphy's Version°°°°°
I was just about to (GO TO BED) and get a good (NIGHT SLEEP) when the (ALARM CLOCK) on my (NIGHT STAND) just decided to (GO OFF).My first move was to (TRY TO TURN IT OFF) the (BUTTON WAS STUCK ON) and then I called (MY HUSBAND) for help.
~~~~~StarMom's Version~~~~~
I was just about to go to bed and get a good nights sleep when the bible on my nightstand just decided to fall open to the Proverbs.
My first move was to pick the bible up and then I called upon the Lord for help.
æææææ-Cassandra's Version-æææææ
I was just about to go to the store and get a good Mountain Dew when the strap on my purse just decided to break.
My first move was to pick up the stuff that dropped out on the ground and then I called Mom for help.
=====Enchanted Sherry's 2 Versions=====
I was just about to go to THE STORE and get a good STEAK when the TIRES on my TRUCK just decided to GO FLAT. My first move was to KICK the TIRES and then I called JIM'S SERVICE for help.
====#2====
I was just about to go to SHOPPING and get a CARTLOAD when the HOMELESS LOOKING MAN on my PATH just decided ASK FOR A MEAL to EAT. My first move was to LOOK the OTHER WAY and then I called FOOD DELIVERY for help.
:::::CP-Kyd's Version:::::
I was just about to go to Mall and get a good Vanilla Pepsi when the battery on my car just decided to die. My first move was to call the towtruck and then I called Dad for help.
+++++Kenny Mitchell's Version+++++
I was just about to go the medicine cabinet and get a good laxative when my stomach sounded off an alarm like the tornado siren. My first move was to force the jammed bathroom door open and then I called my neighbor and they let me use their restroom.
†††††Holy Girl's Version†††††
I was just about to go to the bathroom and get a good teeth brushing when the door on my left just decided to open. My first move was to run the faucet and then I called Mom for help.
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