"....You don't have to believe me, but this is the way I heard the story...."
[The following stories are NOT true. They could be true in some cases, but as far as we know, these stories are totally made up out of the wonderfully creative minds of our Web-Uplifter Family Members....So Enjoy.....]
°°°°°AngelSilver's Version°°°°°
My boss told me that I could take a vacation for a week,thats something to smile about.
I was tickled with delight while packing my suitcase.
I flew out to an island and and stayed in a hotel.
I took my camera,notepad and pencil with me to do some sightseeing. Just then it started rainning, I ran back to the hotel and took the elevator to the third floor and stayed in my room until the storm passed.
The bathroom floor was so wet , I had to use a mop to dry it.
~~~~~Caryl Rinehart's Version~~~~~
WHILE MY SISTER WAS ON VACATION AN AWFUL STORM CAME FROM THE EAST. AS I PONDERED THE SITUATION, I GOT A PENCIL TO WRITE A NOTE LIKE WE DID WHEN WE WERE CHILDREN.
I ASK HER TO REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE LITTLE AS SHE WOULD TICKLE ME, SHE WOULD SMILE AND START TO LAUGH HER SELF?
I TOLD HER SHE MAY WANT TO START LAUGHING NOW!
I HAD TAKEN PICTURES OF THE WET MESS WITH THE CAMERA SHE HAD FORGOTTEN AS I GOT OFF THE ELEVATOR ON THE FIFTH FLOOR OF HER HOME.
THE FIFTH FLOOR WAS THE BASEMENT, THERE WERE FOUR FLOORS ABOVE THE GROUND, FOR SOME REASON SHE HAD THE FLOORS NUMBERED THAT WAY?
AS I WAS HELPING HER, MAID, VALET, CHIEF, AND CHAUFFEUR, CLEAN UP, ONE TOOK A PICTURE OF ME WITH A MOP IN HAND TO SEND HER ALONG WITH THE OTHER DISASTROUS PHOTOS.
æææææ-Shirley Murphy's Version-æææææ
The day finally came for us to leave on our vacation.
It started out a beautiful day. As we drove on, it broke out into a full blown storm.
We finally made it to our hotel. As we were going up to our room in the elevator, the cutest little girl stepped in with her parents.
We had to hold back the tickle in our throats.
She had a mop of long red curly hair with a pecil stuck over her ear and the biggest smile you ever saw.
We wanted to get a picture of her, but remembered we left the camera in the car. Oh well, maybe we'll see her again before we leave.
:::::Lady Lillian's Version:::::
It was Saturday Morning and the sun was shining bright,but it suddenly got ugly...
I saw storm clouds brewing . Well so much for going to the park to take pictures with my new camera.. I thought to myself. But i wanted to start my vacation anyway rain or shine. So i grabbed a pencil and started to plain everything i wanted to do...
I don't like apartment life and I always hated that stupid elevator .. It was so slow...
I finally reached the lobby and there was water everywhere.
As I headed to my car I thought of how Jesus made me feel . And that made me smile when I reached my car...
I thought " What would Jesus do ? " So i went to the store to buy a mop ..
It was as if Jesus gave me a little tickle , and that made me smile even more..
I got back to the apartment building with mop and camera and i opened the lobby door and saw the cleaning lady trying to mop up all the water so i grabbed my new mop and went to work and took pictures of the cleaning lady and even had someone take one of us together...
That made her smile too!
I had my own little bit of sunshine enjoying my first day of my vacation.
+++++Kenny Mitchell's Version+++++
I have always considered myself short for my weight....In other words If I was 9' 3" tall, I would be the perfect size....
So being, I was a little shy about my looks, when my boss told me I had to do an undercover story on Beach Fashions at Cancun, I hesitated...
But the trip sounded exciting, so I got my pencil, and camera and put on my elevator shoes, which gave me at least 2 more inches of height and I bought a Jamacian wig which looked like an old mop and headed off on my work vacation.
When I got there not a storm cloud was in sight and all I could see around me was wet flesh, sand, and very little Fashions.
I did smile quite a bit on that trip, but when people saw me with the mop head and the elevator shoes...some actually laughed out loud....
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