"....You don't have to believe me, but this is the way I heard the story...."
[The following stories are NOT true. They could be true in some cases, but as far as we know, these stories are totally made up out of the wonderfully creative minds of our Web-Uplifter Family Members....So Enjoy.....]
•••SPECIAL NOTICE•••For those of you that didn't realize. It is sad to say but several months ago, "LAMB" of 'Mary Had a Little Lamb' passed away.
This left Mary in almost sheer panic that she would no longer have a beloved children's song, so the gracious members in UPLIFTERLAND remade the Classic song with new words and gave Mary a new Pet.
We hope you enjoy this, MARY. These are for You!!!•••
°°°°°StarMom's Version°°°°°
Mary had a Goofy Frog. It's teeth were yellow and warped too. And everytime Mary had to take a bath her pet would growl at you.
It followed her to work one day, which caused alot of laughing from everyone.
It made the crazy kids sneeze and cry when it stood up and sang a song.
~~~~~Sister Caryl's Version~~~~~
Mary had a Gigantic Horse. It's teeth were yellow and fuzzy too. And everytime Mary had to take a bath her pet would growl at you.
It followed her to church one day, which caused alot of whispering from everyone.
It made the women sneeze and shake when it stood up and said 'I'll be going!'.
æææææ-PurplePatti's Version-æææææ
Mary had a Goofy Frog. It's teeth were yellow and fuzzy too. And everytime Mary had to take a bath her pet would growl at you.
It followed her to church one day, which caused alot of laughing from everyone.
It made the crazy kids sneeze and faint when it stood up and sang a song.
=====Danciee's Version=====
Mary had a Goofy Frog. It's belly was blue and fuzzy too. And everytime Mary had to take a bath her pet would eat a shoe.
It followed her to Walmart one day, which caused alot of whispering from everyone.
It made the old men sneeze and faint when it stood up and flipped a coin.
:::::Sherry Campbell's Version:::::
Mary had a Goofy Mutt. It's teeth were green and sticky too. And everytime Mary had to milk the cows her pet would cry 'boo hoo'.
It followed her to church one day, which caused alot of laughing from everyone.
It made the old men grunt and studder when it stood up and flipped a coin.
+++++TiggerJanes's Version+++++
Mary had an Ugly Frog. It's hair was blue and warped too. And everytime Mary had to take a bath her pet would eat a shoe.
It followed her to work one day, which caused alot of whispering from everyone.
It made the women sweat and cry when it stood up and sang a song.
†††††GodsGirl's Version†††††
Mary had a Goofy Frog. It's teeth were blue and fuzzy too. And everytime Mary had to take a bath her pet would growl at you.
It followed her to aerobics one day, which caused alot of laughing from everyone.
It made the crazy kids sneeze and cry when it stood up and sang a song.
)))))Jason Allen's Version(((((
Mary had a Gigantic Frog. It's belly was blue and fuzzy too. And everytime Mary had to milk the cows her pet would cry 'boo hoo'.
It followed her to aerobics one day, which caused alot of laughing from everyone.
It made the rich folks sneeze and cry when it stood up and sang a song.
¬¬¬¬¬Mascot Kiki's Version¬¬¬¬¬
Mary had a Ugly Frog. It's teeth were blue and smelled too. And everytime Mary had to milk the cows her pet would cry 'boo hoo'.
It followed her to work one day, which caused alot of laughing from everyone.
It made the crazy kids grunt and studder when it stood up and said 'I'll be going!'.
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