-->PLACING A PERSONULL AD<--
"....You don't have to believe me, but this is the way I heard the story...."
[The following stories are NOT true. They could be true in some cases, but as far as we know, these stories are totally made up out of the wonderfully creative minds of our Web-Uplifter Family Members....So Enjoy.....]
°°°°°Sweetest Melody's Version°°°°°
This is a very unique story about a person named Joanne.
They placed a Personal Ad in the Newspaper and for some reason, described themselves as: weight 250 pounds, hair color blue, with a hot temper and their heart was perfect.
They had a few flaws one being freckles and the other was their legs were too large.
They sent a photo in of Casper and claimed it was them.
They recieved 1000 calls and ended up starting over.
~~~~~Ken Hollenback's Version~~~~~
This is a very unique story about a person named Ken.
They placed a Personal Ad in the Newspaper and for some reason, described themselves as: weight 125 pounds, hair color red, with a Maniacal temper and their eyeballs were perfect.
They had a few flaws one being freckles and the other was their stomach was too large.
They sent a photo in of Casper and claimed it was them.
They recieved 500 calls and ended up starting over.
æææææ-New Song's Version-æææææ
This is a very unique story about a person named Song.
They placed a Personal Ad in the Newspaper and for some reason, described themselves as: weight: 185 pounds, hair color Blue, with a hot temper and their heart was perfect.
They had a few flaws one being gas and the other was their head was too large.
They sent a photo in of Betty Boop and claimed it was them.
They recieved zero calls and ended up leaving the country.
=====Heather Vineall's Version=====
This is a very unique story about a person named Heather.
They placed a Personal Ad in the Newspaper and for some reason, described themselves as: weight 400 pounds, hair color Red, with a hot temper and their eyeballs were perfect.
They had a few flaws one being gas and the other was their nose was too large.
They sent a photo in of Elvis and claimed it was them.
They recieved a Thousand calls and ended up selling Tupperware.
:::::Wendy's Version:::::
This is a very unique story about a person named Wendy.
They placed a Personal Ad in the Newspaper and for some reason, described themselves as: weight 125 pounds, hair color Blue, with a brutal temper and their eyeballs were perfect.
They had a few flaws one being gas and the other was their ears were too large.
They sent a photo in of Elvis and claimed it was them.
They recieved a thousand calls and ended up selling tupperware.
+++++BonnieBee's Version+++++
This is a very unique story about a person named Bonnie.
They placed a Personal Ad in the Newspaper and for some reason, described themselves as: weight 400 pounds, hair color Blue, with a hot temper and their lips were perfect.
They had a few flaws one being freckles and the other was their nose was too large.
They sent a photo in of Elvis and claimed it was them.
They recieved zero calls and ended up starting over.
†††††TinaSmile's Version†††††
This is a very unique story about a person named Tina.
They placed a Personal Ad in the Newspaper and for some reason, described themselves as: weight 400 pounds, hair color Red, with a hot temper and their big toe was perfect.
They had a few flaws one being freckles and the other was their legs were too large.
They sent a photo in of Betty Boop and claimed it was them.
They recieved zero calls and ended up leaving the country.
)))))Danciee's Version(((((
This is a very unique story about a person named Danciee.
They placed a Personal Ad in the Newspaper and for some reason, described themselves as: weight 185 pounds, hair color Green, with a hot temper and their lips were perfect.
They had a few flaws one being freckles and the other was their legs were too large.
They sent a photo in of Elvis and claimed it was them.
They recieved 500 calls and ended up starting over.
¬¬¬¬¬Laurelntn's Version¬¬¬¬¬
This is a very unique story about a person named Laurel.
They placed a Personal Ad in the Newspaper and for some reason, described themselves as: weight 250 pounds, hair color Green, with a hot temper and their lips were perfect.
They had a few flaws one being freckles and the other was their legs wwere too large.
They sent a photo in of Elvis and claimed it was them.
They recieved 500 calls and ended up starting over.
°°°°°ToledoSC's Version°°°°°
This is a very unique story about a person named Louise.
They placed a Personal Ad in the Newspaper and for some reason, described themselves as: weight 95 pounds, hair color Red, with a hot temper and their heart was perfect.
They had a few flaws one being freckles and the other was their stomach was too large.
They sent a photo in of Betty Boop and claimed it was them.
They recieved 20 calls and ended up starting over.
~~~~~Sunny's Version~~~~~
This is a very unique story about a person named Sunny.
They placed a Personal Ad in the Newspaper and for some reason, described themselves as: weight 95 pounds, hair color Blue, with an even temper and their big toe was perfect.
They had a few flaws one being freckles and the other was their nose was too large.
They sent a photo in of Caspter and claimed it was them.
They recieved zero calls and ended up selling Tupperware.
æææææ-GracyJane's Version-æææææ
This is a very unique story about a person named Gracy.
They placed a Personal Ad in the Newspaper and for some reason, described themselves as: weight 250 pounds, hair color Black, with a hot temper and their big toe was perfect.
They had a few flaws one being freckles and the other was their nose was too large.
They sent a photo in of Betty Boop and claimed it was them.
They recieved zero calls and ended up selling Tupperware.
=====JacksLady's Version=====
This is a very unique story about a person named Debbie.
They placed a Personal Ad in the Newspaper and for some reason, described themselves as: weight 250 pounds, hair color black, with a bad temper and their heart was perfect.
They had a few flaws one being gas and the other was their ears were too large.
They sent a photo in of Betty Boop and claimed it was them.
They recieved 20 calls and ended up hiding out.
:::::StarMom's Version:::::
This is a very unique story about a person named Star.
They placed a Personal Ad in the Newspaper and for some reason, described themselves as: weight 400 pounds, hair color Silver, with a maniacial temper and their body was perfect.
They had a few flaws one being freckles and the other was their legs were too large.
They sent a photo in of Casper and claimed it was them.
They recieved 500 calls and ended up starting over.
+++++Barbee's Version+++++
This is a very unique story about a person named Barbee.
They placed a Personal Ad in the Newspaper and for some reason, described themselves as: weight 95 pounds, hair color Red, with an even temper and their heart was perfect.
They had a few flaws one being freckles and the other was their nose was too large.
They sent a photo in of Elvis and claimed it was them.
They recieved a thousand calls and ended up selling Tupperware.
°o°o°Cousin Shirley's Version°o°o°
This is a very unique story about a person named Shirley.
They placed a Personal Ad in the Newspaper and for some reason, described themselves as: weight 400 pounds, hair color Blue, with an even temper and their heart was perfect.
They had a few flaws one being freckles and the other was their legs were too large.
They sent a photo in of Elvis and claimed it was them.
They recieved 500 calls and ended up starting over.
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