"....You don't have to believe me, but this is the way I heard the story...."
[The following stories are NOT true. They could be true in some cases, but as far as we know, these stories are totally made up out of the wonderfully creative minds of our Web-Uplifter Family Members....So Enjoy.....]
°°°°°Kenny Mitchell's Version°°°°°
I WAS DOWN TO MY LAST CLEAN PAIR OF FRUIT OF THE LOOMS AND EVERYWHERE I DECIDED TO TRY TO PURCHASE SOME MORE I COULD NOT FIND A SIZE 84XXXL.
THEN ALONG CAME A VERY NICE FASHION DESIGNER AND GAVE ME A WHOLE CASE OF JOHN CANDY'S LEFTOVERS AND I RAN TO THE NEAREST FLEA MARKET, KEEPING ONLY SEVEN PAIR FOR MYSELF AND SHARED MY NEW SOURCE OF EXTRA INCOME WITH THE PEOPLE THAT WERE WILLING TO PAY THE PRICE FOR THEM.
~~~~~TiggerJane's Version~~~~~
I WAS DOWN TO my last umbrella AND EVERYWHERE I turned I COULD NOT get away from A storm cloud. THEN ALONG CAME A VERY NICE man AND GAVE ME A raincoat AND I RAN TO THE NEAREST puddle AND JUMPED RIGHT IN.........
æææææ-Sweetest Melody's Version-æææææ
I was down to less than $1.00, hungry, with no gas in my car, and everywhere I went, I could not write a check, nor could I find an ATM machine. Then along came a very nice old lady who smiled at me and gave me a $20 bill. She said that the Lord just put it on her heart to do it! And I ran to the nearest gas station to fill up my gas tank, then I went home and shared my story with the whole family.
=====Sherry Campbell's Versions=====
I WAS DOWN TO my last dime AND EVERYWHERE I looked I COULD NOT see A light at the end of the tunnel. THEN ALONG CAME A VERY NICE check AND GAVE ME A glimmer of hope. AND I RAN TO THE NEAREST bank AND SHARED MY story WITH THE group.
I WAS DOWN TO a can of green beans AND EVERYWHERE I went I COULD NOT get A job. THEN ALONG CAME A VERY NICE business man AND GAVE ME A job AND I RAN TO THE NEAREST church group AND SHARED MY blessing WITH THE people there.
I WAS DOWN TO the end of the page AND EVERYWHERE I looked I COULD NOT find A continue key. THEN ALONG CAME A VERY NICE person AND GAVE ME the answer, AND I RAN TO THE NEAREST phone AND SHARED MY answer WITH THE answering machine so I wouldn't forget.
:::::Lioness' Versions:::::
I WAS DOWN TO THE RIVER AND EVERYWHERE I RAN I COULD NOT FIND A BUS THEN A LONG CAME A VERY NICE PARK RANGER AND GAVE ME A HAND AND I RAN TO THE NEAREST TEACHER AND SHARED MY STORY WITH THE CLASS.
I WAS DOWN TO THE SHOPING MALL AND EVERYWHERE I RAN I COULD NOT FIND A BATHROOM THEN A LONG CAME A VERY NICE PERSON AND GAVE ME A HAND AND I RAN TO THE NEAREST BATHROOM AND SHARED MY STORY WITH THE OCCUPANTS.
+++++GodsGirl's Version+++++
I WAS DOWN TO my very last bible AND EVERYWHERE I looked I COULD NOT find another one. And so I sat down and prayed. THEN ALONG CAME A VERY NICE person AND GAVE ME Another one to give away. AND I RAN TO THE NEAREST street corner AND SHARED MY new bible WITH THE people there.
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