"....You don't have to believe me, but this is the way I heard the story...."
[The following stories are NOT true. They could be true in some cases, but as far as we know, these stories are totally made up out of the wonderfully creative minds of our Web-Uplifter Family Members....So Enjoy.....]
°°°°°ToledoSC's Version°°°°°
It had been a long time since I had ridden a bike, so when I started again the kids just laughed. But that didn't bother me, I just took a crash helmet and protective pads then they watched me instead of laughing me....
~~~~~Sister Angela's Version~~~~~
It had been a long time since I had prayed, so when I started again the Holy Spirit just Coverd me. But that didn't bother me, I just took a Bible and a Angel then they helped me instead of hurting me....
æææææ-Star Mom's Version-æææææ
It had been a long time since I had worked, so when I started again the boss just let me start on my own. But that didn't bother me, I just took a stab at it and did my best and then they fired me instead of helping me...And with prayer, the Lord will help me find the right one.
=====Anita Brown's Version=====
IT HAD BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I HAD a permanant wave, SO WHEN I STARTED AGAIN THE curlers i rolled my hair with JUST fell off on the floor. BUT THAT DIDN'T BOTHER ME, I JUST TOOK A tube of glue poured it on my head AND they stuck. The problem came when I tried to remove those rollers. Realizing what a fool I had been, everything just went black. THEN THEY said, "You look too weird and don't belong in normal society." And they arrested me and took me to the loony bin. INSTEAD OF feeling sorry for ME.
:::::Two Kitten's Version:::::
It had been a long time since I had "prayed", so when I started again the "holy spirit" just "filled me up with joy". But that didn't bother me, I just took a "bible" and "a witness track to the neighbors door" then they "welcomed me in" instead of "slamming the door on" me. PRAISE GOD!
+++++Charity Wooten's Version+++++
It had been a long time since I had really sat down to read my bible so when I started again the book just seemed to be reaching out to me saying here I am. But that didn't bother me, I just took a hard look at the great book and began to cry then they, the people around me saw me crying and instead of laughing at me they opened their hearts and came and joined me.
†††††Dena Murphy's Version†††††
IT HAD BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I HAD (PREPARED A REAL HOME COOKED DINNER),SO WHEN I STARTED AGAIN THE (KIDS) JUST (STARED AT ME LIKE I WAS FROM ANOTHER PLANET).BUT THAT DIDN'T BOTHER ME, I JUST TOOK A (DEEP BREATH) AND (DOVE IN) THEN THEY (COULDN'T CONTAIN THEMSELVES AND ROLLED IN THE FLOOR LAUGHING AT) ME INSTEAD OF (JUST STARING AT ME.)
)))))TiggerJane's Version(((((
It had been a long time since I had worked out, so when I started again the cramps in my muscles just rocked me. But that didn't bother me, I just took a deep breath and kept going then they relaxed for me instead of giving me a long day....
¬¬¬¬¬Enchanted Sherry's Version¬¬¬¬¬
It had been a long time since I had GONE TO CHURCH so when I started again the FEELING OF BEING ALONE just OVERWLEMED ME. But that didn't bother me, I just took a SEAT ON THE PEW and SANG THE OPENING SONGS then they WELCOMED me instead of IGNORING me....
<><><>Sweet-Spirit Caryl's Version<><><><>
IT HAD BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I HAD (BEEN CAMPING) SO WHEN I STARTED AGAIN THE (WOODS) JUST (SEEMED TO GO ON FOR~EVER.) BUT THAT DIDN'T BOTHER ME, I JUST TOOK A (MOMENT) AND (GATHERED MY THOUGHTS) THEN THEY (FOLLOWED) ME INSTEAD OF (TEASING) ME...
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