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This year I will avoid hurrying myself in to doing useless, ignorant things like filling out a New Years Resolution List before the first of the year.
I will never put my shoes on first, and then try to put on my sox.
I will always give the carhop at the fast food joint the left over change as a tip, especially if it is like a quarter or less.
I will make sure every glass of milk I drink is smooth and without strange chunks in it..
When I go out in the public I will make sure that I try not to slobber and pull things out of my nose.
When I slam on my brakes in traffic I will try hard to aim at what I hit...
When friends come over to visit me this summer, I will be nice enough to allow them to sit in their cars with their air conditioners on and go from car to car to visit them...
If my kids should get in trouble with the law, and they get put in jail. I will not yell and scream at them. I will go check on them after 30 days.
I will limit myself to no more calories than I can add up on a calculator per meal.
If I don't get a raise this year, I will just take more trips and spend longer time in the restroom each day.
If a friend calls me up and needs a ride to work I will be nice enough to call a taxi to His house for Him.
If my trash cans get filled up, instead of letting it blow all over the alley, I will use one of my neighbor's cans until the trashman comes.
Should anyone decide to share this webpage with others, I will be so delighted I will not send their email address to the "THOUSAND FREE E-MAIL LETTERS" Club.....
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